FML : Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket....

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Raw95 - / Sunday 15 March 2009 04:20 / United States

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By Emika_fml | 0

#32646 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:42

Now surely she'll remember YOU, and not the twelve other men she's given out her number to.

No, seriously, this'll be a great story to tell your grandkids.

By metalyoshi9 | 0

#32648 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:43

I see this as more of a positive event than a negative one. You got a hot chick's number. So what if you didn't watch where you went? To me this just sounds like calling for attention and shouldn't be on here. >_>

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By arienh4 | 0

#32630 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:06

Haven't we had enough of these already? This site is filled with similar ones.

thimovw | 4

#3185052 - Saturday 27 August 2011 0:37

AgreedD:

By MFC_fml | 0

#32641 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:30

Haha well done. YDI

By Emika_fml | 0

#32646 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:42

Now surely she'll remember YOU, and not the twelve other men she's given out her number to.

No, seriously, this'll be a great story to tell your grandkids.

By metalyoshi9 | 0

#32648 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:43

By Shihaby | 0

#32657 - Sunday 15 March 2009 12:59

Your life must be pretty damn good when you consider bumping into a metal bar an FML.

By Tehalon | 0

#32674 - Sunday 15 March 2009 13:30

@#6; yes but by the looks of your pic you either have a kidney problem or you sleep way to little.
Do agree that this isn't a FML nor is it funny, just stupid.

By zombiepeanut | 0

#32676 - Sunday 15 March 2009 13:31

Yeah, this isn't much of FML material... But probably because you probably made the girl laugh, which is always a good thing. I would definitely give a guy cute points for doing that and being able to laugh about it later.

By drackattack | 0

#32696 - Sunday 15 March 2009 13:47

oh common youre life is not THAT bad. you were leaving the restaurant with a full stomach and a cute girls number I'd say you have it pretty darn good.

By ninjaxprincess89 | 0

#32727 - Sunday 15 March 2009 14:29

smooth, criminal. haha

By loopy_fml | 0

#32740 - Sunday 15 March 2009 14:42

Embarrassing? Yes. FML? No.

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