Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
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ELoni_fml
| 25
So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!
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deathrise007
| 22
Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P
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ELoni_fml
| 25
So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!
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Rented_eyebrows
| 18
They probably have one of those love/hate relationship..thing....
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deathrise007
| 22
Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P
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Thoricsteam20
| 24
Rule of Threes dictates it will happen again soon
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
I thought it was third times the charm? Maybe OP will get hired next time.
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jocamo
| 24
I've actually experienced the good side of the rule of three. The wins were small, but in one month I won a door prize for an event I was invited to last minute, a free fries from McDonald's Monopoly game and a free rib dinner on my favorite restaurant's Facebook page.
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Goblin182
| 26
Are you sure you want to count the free mcfries as a win?
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tygerarmy
| 35
I hope you didn't let your boss fire you and hang up. Correct your boss, don't go too crazy, because if you need the boss for a future reference, but always stand up for yourself.
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kbecks87
| 16
If he's fired OP twice, I don't think he's going to be a great reference.
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Myeyesbleed
| 15
wtf
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tygerarmy
| 35
No, he won't be a great reference. But, the OP could've been fired for any number of reasons, and as long as they didn't have a personality conflict with the boss, they may still give them a referal. If the boss won't then I hope the OP let their ex-boss have it.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Show up tomorrow and ask for a raise.
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Mike3258
| 18
yes... omfg yes this is brilliant
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redscarf_fml
| 8
On the plus side, you'll get paid that week an additional two weeks after he fired you the second time, right?
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warrior2
| 20
Maybe he was using a double negative and wants you back.
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wheresmymary
| 22
What a dumbass
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ezrajab
| 22
Show up tomorow resume and all and say I am the intern you fired yesterday what's my new job description
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bobjoebill
| 10
so...double unemployment benefits
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the_real_dvd
| 21
Not if you're terminated with cause.