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So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!
They probably have one of those love/hate relationship..thing....
Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P
Rule of Threes dictates it will happen again soon
I've actually experienced the good side of the rule of three. The wins were small, but in one month I won a door prize for an event I was invited to last minute, a free fries from McDonald's Monopoly game and a free rib dinner on my favorite restaurant's Facebook page.
I hope you didn't let your boss fire you and hang up. Correct your boss, don't go too crazy, because if you need the boss for a future reference, but always stand up for yourself.
If he's fired OP twice, I don't think he's going to be a great reference.
wtf
No, he won't be a great reference. But, the OP could've been fired for any number of reasons, and as long as they didn't have a personality conflict with the boss, they may still give them a referal. If the boss won't then I hope the OP let their ex-boss have it.
Show up tomorrow and ask for a raise.
yes... omfg yes this is brilliant
On the plus side, you'll get paid that week an additional two weeks after he fired you the second time, right?
Maybe he was using a double negative and wants you back.
What a dumbass
so...double unemployment benefits
Not if you're terminated with cause.
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So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!
Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P