By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
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ELoni_fml 25
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So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!

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deathrise007 22
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Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P

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ELoni_fml 25
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So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!

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Rented_eyebrows 18
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They probably have one of those love/hate relationship..thing....

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deathrise007 22
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Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P

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Thoricsteam20 24
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Rule of Threes dictates it will happen again soon

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I thought it was third times the charm? Maybe OP will get hired next time.

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jocamo 24
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I've actually experienced the good side of the rule of three. The wins were small, but in one month I won a door prize for an event I was invited to last minute, a free fries from McDonald's Monopoly game and a free rib dinner on my favorite restaurant's Facebook page.

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Goblin182 26

Are you sure you want to count the free mcfries as a win?

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tygerarmy 35
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I hope you didn't let your boss fire you and hang up. Correct your boss, don't go too crazy, because if you need the boss for a future reference, but always stand up for yourself.

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kbecks87 16
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If he's fired OP twice, I don't think he's going to be a great reference.

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tygerarmy 35
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No, he won't be a great reference. But, the OP could've been fired for any number of reasons, and as long as they didn't have a personality conflict with the boss, they may still give them a referal. If the boss won't then I hope the OP let their ex-boss have it.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Show up tomorrow and ask for a raise.

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Mike3258 18
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yes... omfg yes this is brilliant

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redscarf_fml 8
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On the plus side, you'll get paid that week an additional two weeks after he fired you the second time, right?

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warrior2 20
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Maybe he was using a double negative and wants you back.

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ezrajab 22

Show up tomorow resume and all and say I am the intern you fired yesterday what's my new job description

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bobjoebill 10
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so...double unemployment benefits

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the_real_dvd 21
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Not if you're terminated with cause.

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