FML : Today, I accidentally left my Nintendo 3DS at the barbershop, so I rushed back to get it. The 60-year-old barber had destroyed it with a hammer, saying...

Today, I accidentally left my Nintendo 3DS at the barbershop, so I rushed back to get it. The 60-year-old barber had destroyed it with a hammer, saying it was a weapon of the devil. I was gone 5 minutes. FML

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By Oh hello there - / Sunday 17 June 2018 01:30 /

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By TheUnforgiven | 8

#7649121 - Sunday 17 June 2018 1:49

That's destruction of property

By MidnaLink | 31

#7649119 - Sunday 17 June 2018 1:47

I’d be making the fucker pay for damages.

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By user53658 | 13

#7638956 - Friday 25 May 2018 12:59

So, your next haircut(s) will be free of charge?

saffy66 | 34

#7647920 - Thursday 14 June 2018 9:16

I’m guessing OP probably wants to avoid the crazy guy with the hammer - and the nice sharp scissors!

ChakatBlackstar | 28

#7649153 - Sunday 17 June 2018 4:26

Why is there doubt about the S? Just how expensive are your haircuts?

By MidnaLink | 31

#7649119 - Sunday 17 June 2018 1:47

I’d be making the fucker pay for damages.

By TheUnforgiven | 8

#7649121 - Sunday 17 June 2018 1:49

That's destruction of property

By manb91uk | 21

#7649122 - Sunday 17 June 2018 1:50

Well... Its a simple enough mistake... A lot of people think that 666 is the number of the beast, but 3 is the Devils Sigil

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7649126 - Sunday 17 June 2018 2:16

Mario kart does destroy friendships.

bluhbluhbluh | 11

#7649144 - Sunday 17 June 2018 3:30

I don't know. sounds more like a wreck it Ralph situation.

ThatEmoBoy | 23

#7649394 - Sunday 17 June 2018 17:39

No monopoly ruins friendship

Robin Irwin Simpson | 8

#7650676 - Wednesday 20 June 2018 2:43

You know

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7649135 - Sunday 17 June 2018 2:43

Did he use a regular hammer, or a Golden Hammer? Was his brother involved?

By RichardPencil | 25

#7649139 - Sunday 17 June 2018 3:08

He probably thought it was a recording device, and you were trying to catch them ridiculing your bad haircut.

By GMSP | 18

#7649143 - Sunday 17 June 2018 3:29

Ah yes, book of Idiot, line 22: "He fell from heaven, 3DS in hand..."

By ChakatBlackstar | 28

#7649154 - Sunday 17 June 2018 4:30

He must still be sour about the PS Vita loosing to the 3DS.

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7649157 - Sunday 17 June 2018 5:02

I hope you sue him and find a new barber.

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