Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
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Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Today, I was trying to flirt with someone in a small bar. I thought they'd smiled at me, so I smiled back. Turns out, they were smiling at their phone screen. I just awkwardly sat there, smiling into the void. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
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kirbo2 21
Explaining your mistake will give you an excuse to call het
DomsterDC 16
Mistakes happen OP, call her and tell her it was an innocent mistake. Good luck OP!
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Comments (59)
Emma1562 35
Hey I mean, my sister was doing a peace sign to our mom and I said I thought she was flipping her off, once she hear flipping off she flipped out mom the bird.
neuronerd 29
Somehow...that's less creepy than the "call me" sign, but sadly, you winked, and winks are always creepy.
crazyindynathan 13
Sounds like you had too much to drink :)
tomvertigo 17
It is such an innocuous gesture these days, I really wouldn't worry. Call, explain, apologize, move on. Or try to be a player and say "It means **** you, which is what I wanna do". You know, then get hung up on.
pjsr 32
Sounds like a Freudian slip to me - your action let her know what you really had in mind for her.
cprad11 12
Yeah, but haven't a lot of Freudian concepts been disproven?
sunflower_seal 17
Just text her sorry . I'm sure it's not a big deal
zainman13 26
How do you flip a person off with a pinky ,a thumb and a wink??
False_Stupidity 41
Yeah, I'm trying to picture this too. Unless OP's fingers have a mind of their own, I can't see how this happens accidentally.
classicate 29
smooth
talicaroxi 25
this made me belly laugh. has she called you? some may take offence but others won't. by the end of mine and my husbands first time seeing each other we were taking the piss out of each other.
rebelbelle 17
she could have taken it as you saying I'll **** you later *wink wink* there might be hope OP