Really? I though he was rough...

Derp da derp derp!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number! So call me maybe? Sorry.. I just had to..

Even smoother if he said something like "Hey...couldn't wait to see me again?" while cocking an eyebrow. How embarrassing lol

It would be really funny if someone else got his number...

You should've prentended as if you didn't sign it on purpose, just to see her again ;)

I'm too distracted by the user name spicynipples to think of a snarky reply.

Spicy nipples haha I love it. I got detention legit 3 days ago for asking a teacher her opinion on nipple rings

Doesn't mean she won't call! ;)

I hope so, what a story to tell the kids. The couple that got together over a signature. *wipes a tear* it's just so beautiful.

So kids, you want to know how I met your mother. So I walk into Hooters....

At least she came running after you

Have

Fail

69 - have*. The H isn't capitalized. Let's go.

81-You forgot: *remembered *you I'll take you both on!

And sure.* He/She forgot the full-stop after sure. Keep it coming.

94-Touché. You win this time....Cad6.... *Walks backward into shadows*

Epic grammar war ends in victory for the flaming ace

Agreed, hopefully OP made a joke with her when he realized his mistake. Funny guys always get my heart!

Be sure to look up words before you use them, my friend.

Why Must People Type Like This? I Always Read Each Word Like It's The Start Of A New Sentence. Does Anyone Else Do That?

People Think It Makes Them Look Cool.

But It Doesn't.

I find it interesting that you have the people who rite lyk dis cuz dey la-z and on the opposite end of the spectrum you have the people who Waste Their Time By Writing Like This. Do people not understand that spelling, grammar and syntax exist for a reason? They aren't just to annoy you in school.

Omg wuts rong w u ppl? If u cn underst& it wuts da prob? It isnt an essay! Ugh. That physically hurt me to type. Please kill me now.

7- Maybe You Need To Stop Capitalizing Every Damn Word... Just a thought

BANG ! That was for you Doc.

67-Maybe you need to stop repeating things 3 people have already said. Just a thought.

Yo, Pure, you're going to need to do better than that. He's a doctor, he might be able to save himself.

96- since when were people not allowed to say something someone else has mentioned? You must feel so cool right now. What a champ...

Rememerber? Very odd.

Typo lol. Remember*

Don't worry, been there before ^^