Miscellaneous: Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as...

By killme.jpeg - 18/04/2016 01:04 - Netherlands - Wassenaar

Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML

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By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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Jot that down

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By Jennnn - 16/09/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

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kirbo2 21

Monday 18 April 2016 18:56

Explaining your mistake will give you an excuse to call het

DomsterDC 16

Monday 18 April 2016 18:54

Mistakes happen OP, call her and tell her it was an innocent mistake. Good luck OP!

Comments

NYGiants1925 22

Tuesday 19 April 2016 2:29

Just apologize, it's not the worst thing in the world. Hopefully she'll just laugh it off.

the_real_dvd 21

Tuesday 19 April 2016 2:58

Lol I was cruising on the road between Mauna Kea and Mauna Loa in Hawaii where I live. The views are breathtaking. I was behind a convertible that was videoing the scenery as they were driving so I overtook them, catching myself in their video as I did. I meant to throw them a friendly Shaka and I did the same thing, flipping them off. Funny thing is the guy wasn't looking at me or the camera as I did it so somewhere someone is reviewing their family vacation and noticing a local flipping them off.

ezrajab 22

Tuesday 19 April 2016 4:20

Smooth fyl

MonkeyWench 10

Tuesday 19 April 2016 6:09

I def wouldn't have taken it personally, I flip my friends off all the time

lucygwen 5

Tuesday 19 April 2016 6:48

If it makes you feel any better the wink would have ruined your chances anyways. Winks are for creepers.

Globrorey 3

Tuesday 19 April 2016 7:08

I always thought I was the only one that ever did that. Attempting some other hand gesture but accidentally giving the finger instead, like I'm so used to giving people the finger that's what my ha and automatically does.