By TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
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PSQ91 6

You just fell for her.

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6969awesome 0

and also just laugh along with her then ask her out (if she looks good)

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Doomire 0

I hope you had sex. It was fate.

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kruzito 0

love at first hospital visit

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DrJesse 10

its like eharmony but with more blood!

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Blueglasscup 18

Wait but that's you... oh okay I get it now.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

25 I think the E in eharmony stands for electronic. Just like email, so it's not the same.

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Molord1 0

hey 52 stfu nobody wants your stupid pointless comments

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Hosea11 0

I love your profile picture 6969!!! I saw those videos too

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XZeenon 1

I love how #1 doesn't realize this FML was posted AFTER it all already happened, and they out it on FMyLife because nothing good came out of it. Hahaha.

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raven02 0

at 10 dam boy talk about dbl personality disorder lol yeap like they said u make a girl laugh u could make her do anything

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lyndifluff 6

my thoughts exactly. she fell off laughing at you that's when you should have gotten up to help her up and said something cute like " now that we know I can make you laugh how about dinner" I know it sounds corny but believe it or not us girls love it when you try unless you get the girls that are to stuck up for their own good :). it really would have been a awesome opportunity.

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lyndifluff 6

see I don't know what to vote for here. if you got up and asked her out and she turned you down, your life sucks. if you chickened out and didn't ask her out then ydi. but if you asked her out and she said yes ( cus what girl wouldn't after that unless she is stupid enough to pass that up) then fyl for the bump on the head but thumbs up for the date. :).

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CalebEatsZombies 2

Noob longboard rider poser person get a real board they're much cheaper and you can do tricks with them

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Syddals_227 1

Seriously ? It was a joke , you buzzkill .

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

at least you made her laugh :) hope it wasn't a mean laugh though...

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Juliaa15 6

I can't even imagine how long it took for you to write that comment out.... You comedic genious, you.

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DesB 7

LMAO that is hilarious but horrible at the same time... You should still try to get her number though maybe you guys will hit it off :)

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Hayman68 4

do you even know what karma is? clearly not.

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fluffyrocka 0

Love hurts :-) but so does slamming into a light pole

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livvyluvlaf 8

I mean 51. lmao that's embarrassing!!

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LEGALIZEWEED 0

right ? I hope he got her number because that's the perfect situation aha

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Mirorbo 26

Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful relationship to me!~ Then again, in my mind, women are willing to give men a chance after a little messup like that, rather than be snooty and walk off, continuing to laugh.

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maddieking 2

its cute when a guy isn't perfect. those guys that never make mistakes are the worst.

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KaanTech 0

#26 do you mean that or just kidding ?

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kindlystfupls 0

if #26 is serious : I completely agree. I like when guys are a little clumsy. it's cute.

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dreamering 16

This is so romantic. I think you met your future wife.

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

haha I wish I could have saw that!!!

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nucky_fml 5

It's kinda similar to what happened to some guy from my college. I was walking from one class to another on the walk way/sidewalk. This attractive girl was walking in the same direction, and some guy riding a bike coming from the opposite direction was checking her out while passing by. as he did his front tire went off the edge and he lost control and fell over. What's worst is that she saw and knew why and was laughing at him

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iztherainbow 0

saw? the grammar police should give u a fine

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

how about you go out & get a life instead of staying on FML all day correcting people for their grammar, it doesn't make you look cool or smart, it just makes you look like an annoying douche !!

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mariazzz 5

how funny. I hope it ended well with a possible date?

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enonymous 8

I can tell you this she won't be riding your long board anytime soon.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

But you can slam her with your light pole.

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RedPillSucks 31

@15, I thought it was funny.

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mojofrizz17 3

You're kinda a dick. F.I.S.H.

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