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It was your friend pretending to be a statue because they were embarrassed by your behavior.
"Is that...is that Amy? Amy Derper? Amy! H-hey, Amy! It's me, Becca! Remember me? Amy! Amyyy!! AMY YOU STUPID BITCH, WHY AREN'T YOU---oh." Whatever, that's how I envisioned it.
Then people are walking past or looking out there cars wondering how the "special" girl got loose.
After reading this FML, I can kind of see why OP's only friend was a statue..
-_-
Well it's more like FYEyesight
R u sure it wasnt iron man from scool?
Maybe OP went to pigeon school, and met the statue at target practice.. That would be awesome :3 js !
Lol! :D Made my day
What was your first hint that It was giant, metal and a bunch of birds were ******** on it.
mine to haha it kinda happened to me once
Well look at you. Getting all excited over an erection.
It's probably "hard" to stay "firm" if you're excited. I believe OP waved her hands like a maniac just to get attention.
were the "quotations" really "necessary"?
45, 66- your profile pictures couldnt be more perfect
We've all done this before!
Really? I must not be included in the word "all" because I've never maniacally tried to get someones attention...
Haha yes it has
I hope you didn't do anything other than wave your hands, or you could be charged with statue-tory rape. Oh man..
Ha! One of these days I hope I can come up with a good pun.
I would highly recommend looking into getting some corrective lenses.
props to the person who made it. must have been a damn realistic statue
What a stony response!
I thought it was decent as far as statue puns go.
Same. I thought it was a rock solid pun.
It's time for a trip to the eye doctor for you OP.
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It was your friend pretending to be a statue because they were embarrassed by your behavior.
I hope you didn't do anything other than wave your hands, or you could be charged with statue-tory rape. Oh man..