By Becca - United States - Tampa
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
  br0dawg  |  6

"Is that Amy? Amy Derper? Amy! H-hey, Amy! It's me, Becca! Remember me? Amy! Amyyy!! AMY YOU STUPID BITCH, WHY AREN'T YOU---oh."

Whatever, that's how I envisioned it.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

We've all done this to a statue? Really?

This is a far cry from feeling up the store mannequin.
We've all done that, right?

What, just me?

*slinks away to find a mannequin*