By Becca - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
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It was your friend pretending to be a statue because they were embarrassed by your behavior.

I hope you didn't do anything other than wave your hands, or you could be charged with statue-tory rape. Oh man..

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It was your friend pretending to be a statue because they were embarrassed by your behavior.

"Is that...is that Amy? Amy Derper? Amy! H-hey, Amy! It's me, Becca! Remember me? Amy! Amyyy!! AMY YOU STUPID BITCH, WHY AREN'T YOU---oh." Whatever, that's how I envisioned it.

Then people are walking past or looking out there cars wondering how the "special" girl got loose.

or she needs new prescription glasses

oh boy, someone needs glasses :D

After reading this FML, I can kind of see why OP's only friend was a statue..

Well it's more like FYEyesight

R u sure it wasnt iron man from scool?

Maybe OP went to pigeon school, and met the statue at target practice.. That would be awesome :3 js !

Lol! :D Made my day

What was your first hint that It was giant, metal and a bunch of birds were shitting on it.

mine to haha it kinda happened to me once

Well look at you. Getting all excited over an erection.

It's probably "hard" to stay "firm" if you're excited. I believe OP waved her hands like a maniac just to get attention.

were the "quotations" really "necessary"?

45, 66- your profile pictures couldnt be more perfect

We've all done this before!

Really? I must not be included in the word "all" because I've never maniacally tried to get someones attention...

I've done it. Numerous times. I admit it with no shame! (well maybe just a little)

Yeah, we have all made terrible comments at least once.

We've all done this to a statue? Really? This is a far cry from feeling up the store mannequin. We've all done that, right? What, just me? *slinks away to find a mannequin*

Haha yes it has

I hope you didn't do anything other than wave your hands, or you could be charged with statue-tory rape. Oh man..

Ha! One of these days I hope I can come up with a good pun.

Yea that was a good one.

Even the driest sense of humor can't repel a pun of this magnitude!!

Doesn't matter had sex.

I would highly recommend looking into getting some corrective lenses.

props to the person who made it. must have been a damn realistic statue

I wonder how long it took you to realize this X)

What a stony response!

I'm sorry. But that was just awful.

I thought it was decent as far as statue puns go.

Same. I thought it was a rock solid pun.

It's time for a trip to the eye doctor for you OP.