"Is that...is that Amy? Amy Derper? Amy! H-hey, Amy! It's me, Becca! Remember me? Amy! Amyyy!! AMY YOU STUPID BITCH, WHY AREN'T YOU---oh." Whatever, that's how I envisioned it.

Then people are walking past or looking out there cars wondering how the "special" girl got loose.

or she needs new prescription glasses

oh boy, someone needs glasses :D

After reading this FML, I can kind of see why OP's only friend was a statue..

-_-

Well it's more like FYEyesight

R u sure it wasnt iron man from scool?

Maybe OP went to pigeon school, and met the statue at target practice.. That would be awesome :3 js !

What was your first hint that It was giant, metal and a bunch of birds were shitting on it.

mine to haha it kinda happened to me once

It's probably "hard" to stay "firm" if you're excited. I believe OP waved her hands like a maniac just to get attention.

were the "quotations" really "necessary"?

45, 66- your profile pictures couldnt be more perfect

Really? I must not be included in the word "all" because I've never maniacally tried to get someones attention...

I've done it. Numerous times. I admit it with no shame! (well maybe just a little)

Yeah, we have all made terrible comments at least once.

We've all done this to a statue? Really? This is a far cry from feeling up the store mannequin. We've all done that, right? What, just me? *slinks away to find a mannequin*

Haha yes it has

Ha! One of these days I hope I can come up with a good pun.

Yea that was a good one.

Even the driest sense of humor can't repel a pun of this magnitude!!

Doesn't matter had sex.

I'm sorry. But that was just awful.

I thought it was decent as far as statue puns go.

Same. I thought it was a rock solid pun.