Assault?

Just delete them no need to make comments when you don't care

Sorry, OP, I'd say YDI

Actions speak louder than words, but this is just ridiculous.

Though he has a point. OP, the police exist in many countries for a reason other than donut control.

If you stupidly added her, then why didn't you fix the stupidity and delete her? You even admitted it was your fault ydi

Do i sense assault chrages?

The best part is that if he comes on your property with intent to do bodily harm you can kill him :D

Before OP opened the door he should've called for backup... Rookie mistake but you live and you learn

That sucks, op.

Definitely press charges.

@31: There's a button for that.

OP deserves a pass on this one; he was only saying what we all want to sometimes. Furthermore, the reaction of the dumb bitch's BF was disproportionate--that's the guy who really deserves our harsh Internet judgement

OP deserves a pass on this one; he was only saying what we all want to sometimes. Furthermore, the reaction of the dumb bitch's BF was disproportionate--that's the guy who really deserves our harsh Internet judgement

Should've just 'unfriended' her. Would've saved yourself some time & some pain...

38 - Donut control... I laughed so hard

Hes obviously a pussy that hides behind a computer all day on Facebook.

Anyone else wonder if her bf gets on this and reads it and beats the sh*t out of op again?!?!

Just wondering. Lol! Would be

HILARIOUS if that happened again!

Right?

I think it would be battery. Assault (from what I learned) was the threat of physical harm while battery is the hitting part.

You sound like a hypocrite who sites behind their iPod and reads and comments on fml all day. Just saying, no need for the name calling.

214. It would probably be both battery and aggravated assault.. Either way the boyfriend loses if OP presses charges.

Like 231 said --I don't know about other states --but in Florida I think that would be battery, not assault.

Not in the UK he can't @60

Aren't batteries the things in electronic devices that make my tongue all tingly when I lick them?

Yeah, assault charges is the best revenge I believe personally.

My question is,how did the boyfriend know where op lives in the first place?

And battery

279 some people put too much information on facebook about themselves. You can find where they live easily. Maybe OP is one of those people or the boyfriend just asked one of his friends on facebook.

I agree he could have just added her at al and fixed the problem, but to say he deserves to get beaten up because she didn't like his comment? No. Wait, are you that spoiled bitch? Lol.

226. Coming from someone who wouldn't know manners if it fell on his face and wiggled.

Assault and battery maybe? Either way long story short her bf is going to jail if he presses charges, which I would. I hope he gets shanked.

256 That's because the UK is full of pussies.

next time don't open the door and call the police(:

262 - I'm extremely tempted to try licking a battery now...

Ok for the record you can be charged for more then one thing. Think of battery as a completed assault. Therefore someone can be charged with battery AND assault.

What the fuck.

Your a guy right ?

It's clearly indicated that OP is in fact male. Why?

1. It says the gender of OP
2. You're*

Umm no shit?

In fact, OP is a turtle. You learn something new everyday.

You're*

You're an illiterate moron? Right?

I thought the little sign that said guy kinda gave it away.

FML's mobile site doesn't have the icons. I can't even see OP's user name.

Then you must be using an older version, I can see the sign that indicates male and the name is "Anonymous".

I'm viewing the m.fmylife.com site, so the "version" should not be the issue. Maybe it's the browser I'm using. Anyway, my point was - it's possible not to see the gender of the OP.

Negative, he is a meat popsicle.

Why does gender even matter? Wether boy or girl assault is still assault.

OP, why add human turds to your friends then? I don't, I find they stink up my wall with useless crap.

Yes it does im using mobile and infact it does have it

122 and 257- you're both wrong..... he's a lamp.

If you can't see the icons get the app dumbass. And yes it is on Android as well. And may I add that is a free app.

I love lamp

Some people get on FML with older phones, guys. Not everybody has an iPod, iPhone, android or other device that is up to date.

Dumbass, I don't want the app. I don't need to see the gender, I don't really care which sex OP is.

Why didn't you just delete her? I realize how annoying some people can be, but the better thing to do is just delete and ignore...

Haha yea, but I'm sure it was tempting...

Eh... Though some people should be put in their place. The universe balances itself.

Wow I completely fucked up that statement. What I mean is she deserved it, but it probably wasn't OP's place to do it.

Still worth it OP. You're doing gods work*salutes*

*Note to self* Before 'putting a girl in her place' make sure I can beat up her boyfriend.

Granted some people need to be put in their places but OP didn't accomplish that. If the girl is a spoilt brat, that certainly won't change because of one rude fb comment.

OP, you didn't deserve to be assaulted and I do hope you pressed charges. Maybe next time keep your unsolicited opinions to yourself (or in the comments of FML).

And everyone, stop being "friends" with people you don't like! Why do people invite the worst part of socialising into their social networks?

162- AMEN!!!

Delete and ignore is like seeing a bomb at an airport and not telling anyone.

Yeah, that's the spirit, ignore it and the problem will go away. People like you are the problem with this world.

162 I'm sure the saying "keep your friends close and enemies closer" is a reason we add the people that we do.

Wow. I don't know if it's stupid o completely true

Well, you spoke the truth, especially titling her "human turd".

Doesn't make it ok. If he was annoyed, he should have blocked her. Simple as that.

I'm sort of in the middle on this one. First off you shouldn't instigate something like that. Even still if you decide to do what the OP did you really oughta think of what could happen. Though it was most likely out of impulse.

Some people NEED the truth. All though I'm against voicing opinions without asked nowadays, I feel that the actions were not equal. Assault for his opinion? Why didnt she just delete the comment and him? Both sides are somewhat at fault but she took the cake!

Come on people, let's be honest here. We all know there's that one person on Facebook you REALLY want to tell off. The difference is how you handle it. There's been cases where I delete people, and cases where I said something about it.

You should never try to "put someone in their place" for what they write on their wall. Yeah those people are annoying but you also look like a douche who can't mind your own business. This problem would have easily been solved with the proper application of the unfriend or unsubscribe buttons.

I don't agree with OP 'minding his own business'.. It's Facebook, if you post it then it becomes everyone's business. BUUUT, I do think he should have handled it better... Delete, ignore...

If she puts her "problems" on FB she is subjecting herself to everyone's opinions.

I have hit the delete button on many a snob. But some of them you are sick of hearing how hard their life is because their salon lady was busy that week or their personal maid stole a Jolly Rancher. Or your sick of seeing all of their "YOLO" statuses and a profile picture adorning a duck face. You want to tell them off!

ew take off that ugly a$$ profile pic

Go get a crowbar and break his knee. Fuck him

Half-life style :)

No! Kick him in the nuts with steel toed cleats and dye his girlfriend's hair green!
Mwahaha!

Get a crowbar, break his knee, and then fuck them? I think you're trying to punish them, not treat them.

Tire iron, steel pipe, crowbar. All of those are effective. Her boyfriend deserves a good beat down.

Or push him down some stone or concrete steps

or throw some gummy bears at him. Thug Life.

Hug Life

Sounds kinky

Has anyone considered how fucked op will be when the bf returns with a gun? This kid should take his ass kicking and move on. He doesn't sound like the type who could handle escalation.

I'm so gangster, I throw skittles and peanuts at people. Trail mix, bitches!

52) He meant to say "fuck him with a metal rod covered in sandpaper".

Or you could tie him to a chair and make him listen to boy bands and Justin Bieber. The worst punishment of all.

146- so Flucking true.

save humanity from an alien race and NEVER TALK AGAIN

Lol all of these are hilarious and making may day thank u all

Squeaky that's the worst punishment of all. Don't even say that.

Haha op sounds like someone who should just man up and take the beating.... And get some sort of self defence course asap.

153) Flucking? :D

183) What? Steal toe boots to the nuts, green hair or throwing trail mix?

The sand paper. That stuff scares me the fuck out.

...it scares you out?

It makes as much sense as freaks me out.

Not really.
But then again, I'm just a chipmunk.

Wait what is happening in your profile picture? I've always thought the chipmunk was about to be doused in helium.

The chipmunk is about to smoke. What exactly he's smoking, is yet to be known.

Chipmunk forgive me for asking twice. I Didn't make out the lighter, I thought it was a handle connected to the pipe.

191, trying to reduce the frequency of explicative words, so buzz off.

You shoud've kept your mouth shut, but i woud've done the same if i was in your position. 50% FYL 50% YDI

Don't give advice you know you wouldn't follow.

But is there anything wrong with being spoiled? I'm very spoiled, yes. My parents pamper me and give me a lot of nice things. Yes, they spoil me, but I'm grateful for every bit of it.

Well, at least you're not complaining. It's nice to be thankful.

Karma's a fat bloated bitch to you isn't it.

Kind of like a Kardashian! Except karma probably has less venereal diseases.

That is not karma that is stupidity for having the home address posted on Facebook

139- You do realize he may not of gotten his address off Facebook right.

Plus I didn't even know there are people stupid enough to do that?

That's why you don't answer the door and continue only staying on the Internet. Or filter your Facebook friends a little more wisely. Or silently laugh at them and they will never know.

Autumn? Heyyy! It's Lauren!

What I want to know is why the hell would you answer the door to an obviously angered man who you know is the girls boyfriend?

Time to de-friend the human turd.

Don't forget to flush.

And wipe!

Here's your polished "human turd" for the evening. Be sure to wipe your cheeks and flush the porcelain throne.

Squeaky in you profile pic, what is happening to the chipmunk. It looks as if you're either dosing it in helium or about to turn on a water spout?

That's a pipe, bro.

I was gonna build a hut, but I got high
I was gonna store some nuts, but then I got high
I'm gonna starve to death next winter, and I know why,
Because, cause I got high, because I got high, cause I got high.