Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
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TheOneTC
| 8
Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic
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OldMemoriesFade
| 8
Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.
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espeo92
| 2
What a shitty situation
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Nightwing98
| 22
Wow that hasn't been done before. Very clever....
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domking1315
| 20
Yeah for some reason thats not as funny anymore...
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Futacy
| 29
Seriously? Of all the bad jokes you could've made about shit, you just had to pick the least funny, most cliche one there is? I smell someone who was in a hurry to get the first comment in.
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shift_love
| 13
Back to the future reference #34?
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LiterOfCola
| 16
Manure in trouble now, OP!
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alexhaz64
| 4
That's one way to dump someone...
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icychill10_fml
| 6
Ha! I can just imagine 1 pounce on his keyboard and mash those words together just to get first.
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Carmstro
| 13
Well that's what they get for horsing around.
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Thursday737
| 7
I'm confused as to why 1's comment wasn't furiously downvoted.
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hallett999
| 2
Shit happens
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BlowinChronic
| 18
Still a better love story than Twilight.
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ohthebloodygore
| 16
107, the number one comment is usually thumbed down because people are bloody idiots.
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iTsbSkuLLy
| 8
Hmm imagine how much thumbs the first shit pun got .
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jacsoccerdude3
| 10
You fell for him too soon.
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chippa
| 24
The #1 comment was thumbed down because the exact same comment is made (and has been since the dawn of FML) on every shit-related submission!
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TheOneTC
| 8
Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic
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Airman1988
| 9
Only if your into scat.....
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domking1315
| 20
That would've been nasty as hell. "Oh hey lets roll together in horse shit"
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S182
| 15
Pulling someone into a pool could be romantic... I cannot think of a scenario where pulling someone into a pile of shit is romantic. I'm pretty sure that it would just piss me off.
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Zomg_Okay
| 26
Considering he laughed, I think pulling him in too would have been justified. It would also have made an... interesting story.
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_krystallynn_
| 11
nothing more romantic than horse shit lol
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JBChristian
| 46
Horse shit isn't like dog shit en stuff like that, it's actually pretty dry. It's not real smelly or sticky, so you wouldn't get to shitty.
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enormouselephant
| 15
It's a cute and funny moment, if things work out you'll re-tell that a million times!
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Snazzy_Snaz
| 17
OP: Remember how we started our relationship?
OP's boyfriend: By rolling in a pile of horseshit?
That's sooooo cuuutee
OP's boyfriend: By rolling in a pile of horseshit?
That's sooooo cuuutee
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timjones
| 8
Hey come here hun and lets roll in horse shit.
Said no man/woman ever.
Said no man/woman ever.
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Goldenchest
| 14
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
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WritingWrongs
| 8
Oh no, he totally, like, ruined the meet-cute! Her life is so totally like, OVER. (sarcasm... Just read that in a high-pitched valley girl voice)
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enormouselephant
| 15
#80 I wish I could like that 100 times. Perfect.
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WritingWrongs
| 8
-80, I hate "how I met your mother"(it's my opinion, go ahead and thumb me down), but I thought the Doctor Who reference in your profile was hilarious.
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Pretty_Pink_Lady
| 10
I feel like if you hate How I Met Your Mother, you've never really watched How I Met Your Mother.
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WritingWrongs
| 8
-120 I have watched a few episodes, how do you think I knew the reference? I always give something a chance before I decide whether I like it or not, as any other sensible person would. It's just not my taste (to put it politely).
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twoitytwoitose
| 1
Well that's a shitty situation.
^You beat me to it.
^You beat me to it.
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graffitied_love
| 20
Shitty situation: A joke not worth posting, let alone being beat posting
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Psych101
| 9
3- Don't worry, you're beating 1 in thumbs down.
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perdix
| 29
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
Show the comment
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mowmowlife
| 21
Really? Why not just let a person have their joke? Sure it's old, but it doesn't put anybody down and it's not derogatory.
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CyborgBanana
| 12
116 - Because repetitiveness numbs the brain. Especially when it comes to shit, shit jokes like 3's comment.
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OldMemoriesFade
| 8
Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.
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doctorhook86
| 24
4: And this story will be funny to them someday.
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samsaf1989
| 5
And someday after that they'll tell their children :)
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truth_spitta
| 0
This will be an interesting predicament if they choose to reenact this first encounter later on in marriage lol
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lilhellian
| 26
Op hey kids let me tell y'all how your dad and I met. He pushed me in horse shit and laughed and i fell in love. The end (I know its accurate but kinda funnier this way.)
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humorizer
| 14
Not THE. Only one of the.
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jpest17
| 5
And then their kid will laugh about it to their step mother.
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PleaseStayChill
| 9
Or they'll both end up sad and alone for always and eternity. Their only companions will be the flies buzzing around their head because of their attraction to the stench of failure, depression, and misery..... Oh, but sure! A corny happy ending works as well.
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cloak057_fml
| 8
Stay by your side in horse shit...
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jep00
| 8
Awwwwh I'm sorry! :(
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LiterOfCola
| 16
This is my least favorite kind of comment.
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perdix
| 29
#5, That sucks.
Make him a sammich!
In Soviet Russia, horse shit falls into you.
Today, I'm a pile of horse shit. A girl fell into me. FML.
There! I covered all the other shitty comments, so no one else has to!
Make him a sammich!
In Soviet Russia, horse shit falls into you.
Today, I'm a pile of horse shit. A girl fell into me. FML.
There! I covered all the other shitty comments, so no one else has to!
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LiterOfCola
| 16
Haha I kinda like the "Today, I'm a pile of horse shit..." one
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WritingWrongs
| 8
Perdix, you forgot "dump him".
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duckyeah
| 6
Well that's shitty!
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Inheritance
| 10
Just like your over used comment.
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teresee
| 8
Crap. That stinks.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Every time I hear that I think of that one guy on this site that said 'No shit sure lock' instead of Sherlock. Don't know if you guys remember that but it was hilarious.
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Kiki242
| 19
If he didn't help you up then he's not as great as you think.
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nop200
| 3
Oh really? I though that generally when someone laughs at something like that it means they are a wonderful person.
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xGolfWangx
| 5
Even with horse shit all over you he still thinks ur beautiful
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flutter4
| 7
I don't think so because he laughed at her and didn't help her up. He sounds like a douche.
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LolFMLnot
| 10
Well, it is funny, so you should just laugh along OP. Sometimes when you laugh along with people it makes the situations less embarrassing
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KMtheDrummer
| 6
I survive on that principle, and dammit, I'm hilarious