By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
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She seems nice. You picked a good one.

ironik69 31

Don't you know trying to impress someone like that usually backfires. sorry dude.


ironik69 31

Don't you know trying to impress someone like that usually backfires. sorry dude.

I tried doing that once on GTA 4 when I was going to pick up my girlfriend. Needless to say I lost control of the bike and managed to run her over instead. On that note, GTA V needs to come out already. I can't wait 4-5 more fucking days, and I'm pretty sure all the gamers here in the FML community can agree with me on that.

RpiesSPIES 27

Not all people whom buy GTA5 are true gamers, however. It's not mutually exclusive. Also, it seems that people whom know of this site tend to deal significant injuries to themselves. I've a hunch it's due to the need for attention!

I'm really excited for gta 5 too but I don't say that in soooo excited and say that I ran over my GF in a video game (I have though and I laughed)

But that sounds like the start of a great love story!

subiedude08 17

#s 15, 18, and 25 you idiots

your an idiot to 46

This entire comment is just sad.

If you're going to call someone an idiot, you should probably use the correct words. *too

In addendum to 55's sentiment, you're using the wrong "your". *You're an idiot, too, you dumbshit hypocrite.

Gingerette 8

Sigh. Please calm down, people.

She seems nice. You picked a good one.

On the bright side OP, this can be a start of your frienship with her :-)

I do believe he said "crush", so my guess is he doesn't want to be friend-zoned..

First he's gotta get out of hospital for riding like an idiot. YDI

thatonegirlnic 10

Hey, you still got that one on one time. Guess you impressed her enough

Kids I'm going to tell you a story. A story on how I met your mother.

DKjazz 20

Now this is a story all about how, my bike got flipped, turned upside down.

I guess you could say that OP *puts on sunglasses* went head over heels for her.

*Takes sun glasses off of 60* OP attempted to perform a wheelie resulting in a backflip, meaning he went heels over head.

practice makes perfect? keep on trying and maybe next time you see them you won't bail.

Nah. Not fucking up makes perfect.

Funny how life flips on you like that huh

fooltemptress 36

Look at it this way: she could have laughed and drove right on by. She obviously cares enough to stop and take you to the hospital. Now you can say thanks by treating her to dinner ;)

Lost the battle by flipping over, but you won the war by getting the girl! B-]

And people claim women are crazy.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Yea you probably should've guessed that this wasn't going to end well for someone.

More quality time together! She obviously cares, in some ways it can been seen as a positive that she saw you. Girls like taking care of boys at times.

Dude that's awesome. You almost killed yourself to impress her, and then instead of leaving you she took the time to save you. That's romantic ass shit right there man, some solid framework towards a lasting relationship if you play your cards right.

That's some genuine love, G.