By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 15:23 - United States - Austin

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML
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Hey, you would run away too if the horse sat on you and started farting

Gas does make your transportation move faster!

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Did you happen to also sneeze so hard that you dislodged a kidney stone?

That is a case of the thunder butt.

Thinking about the one from the guy who sneezed so hard it did that? Also, why isn't this a top comment?

Man, that really stinks.

*sigh* Always that one person...

Gas does make your transportation move faster!

Hey, you would run away too if the horse sat on you and started farting

You put a really weird image in my head, #3

This comment made my day?

Why the question mark?

SpartyOnWayne 18

Better out than in, I always say

How much damage does a fart need to do to be classified as 'violent'

Apparently, enough to spook a horse.

As a fellow horse rider I find the situation absolutely hilarious, FYL OP

Even though "violence" was involved, no horses were harmed during the riding exercise ! Suck's about the fall you took though :-/

Actually, horses who people ride are harmed. Bits hurt their delicate facial muscles, and the weight of a human rider causes arthritis, spine problems, and knee problems.

Ha apparently you didn't train it that well. FYL

I am picturing you laying on the ground writhing in pain while farting uncontrollably and it's a sad but hilarious image