By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 15:23 - United States - Austin

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML
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wangwong 8

Hey, you would run away too if the horse sat on you and started farting

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staychill 16

Gas does make your transportation move faster!

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Kobeh 13
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Did you happen to also sneeze so hard that you dislodged a kidney stone?

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wtffml1979 22
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That is a case of the thunder butt.

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swenny_xoxo 18
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Thinking about the one from the guy who sneezed so hard it did that? Also, why isn't this a top comment?

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foreveralone7_fml 17
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Man, that really stinks.

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bingalingading 12
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*sigh* Always that one person...

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staychill 16

Gas does make your transportation move faster!

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wangwong 8

Hey, you would run away too if the horse sat on you and started farting

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EvilTurtle 35
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You put a really weird image in my head, #3

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TeasinDaNoobs 16
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This comment made my day?

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kittykat1501 31

Why the question mark?

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SpartyOnWayne 18

Better out than in, I always say

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Hildy93 21
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How much damage does a fart need to do to be classified as 'violent'

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freddygasman 18
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Apparently, enough to spook a horse.

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FitFriday 32
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As a fellow horse rider I find the situation absolutely hilarious, FYL OP

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CharlesEmersonW 31

Even though "violence" was involved, no horses were harmed during the riding exercise ! Suck's about the fall you took though :-/

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sarriemeow 2
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Actually, horses who people ride are harmed. Bits hurt their delicate facial muscles, and the weight of a human rider causes arthritis, spine problems, and knee problems.

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zykrithium 22
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Ha apparently you didn't train it that well. FYL

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WCARlover 34
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I am picturing you laying on the ground writhing in pain while farting uncontrollably and it's a sad but hilarious image

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