By Anonymous - 2/6/2015 15:23 - United States - Austin
Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML
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By  SpartyOnWayne  |  18

Better out than in, I always say

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  sarriemeow  |  2

Actually, horses who people ride are harmed. Bits hurt their delicate facial muscles, and the weight of a human rider causes arthritis, spine problems, and knee problems.