FML : Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking...

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 2 June 2015 15:23 / United States - Austin

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By wangwong | 8

#6309057 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:06

Hey, you would run away too if the horse sat on you and started farting

By staychill | 16

#6309056 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:06

Gas does make your transportation move faster!

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By Kobeh | 13

#6309053 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:05

Did you happen to also sneeze so hard that you dislodged a kidney stone?

wtffml1979 | 22

#6309119 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:51

That is a case of the thunder butt.

swenny_xoxo | 18

#6309355 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 15:49

Thinking about the one from the guy who sneezed so hard it did that? Also, why isn't this a top comment?

By foreveralone7_fml | 17

#6309055 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:06

Man, that really stinks.

bingalingading | 12

#6309523 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 19:04

*sigh* Always that one person...

By staychill | 16

#6309056 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:06

Gas does make your transportation move faster!

By wangwong | 8

#6309057 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:06

Hey, you would run away too if the horse sat on you and started farting

EvilTurtle | 35

#6309059 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:07

You put a really weird image in my head, #3

davincidasecond | 24

#6309149 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 8:55

I know I would.

TeasinDaNoobs | 16

#6309632 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 20:25

This comment made my day?

kittykat1501 | 31

#6310351 - Thursday 4 June 2015 13:54

Why the question mark?

By SpartyOnWayne | 18

#6309058 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:07

Better out than in, I always say

By Hildy93 | 21

#6309063 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:08

How much damage does a fart need to do to be classified as 'violent'

freddygasman | 18

#6309904 - Thursday 4 June 2015 2:31

Apparently, enough to spook a horse.

By FitFriday | 32

#6309065 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:09

As a fellow horse rider I find the situation absolutely hilarious, FYL OP

By CharlesEmersonW | 31

#6309075 - Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:16

Even though "violence" was involved, no horses were harmed during the riding exercise !
Suck's about the fall you took though :-/

sarriemeow | 2

#6310946 - Friday 5 June 2015 2:05

Actually, horses who people ride are harmed. Bits hurt their delicate facial muscles, and the weight of a human rider causes arthritis, spine problems, and knee problems.