Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
By
Anonymous
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21/8/2019 02:00
- Brazil
Step 1: Make her laugh.
You’re on your way, playah! The tree-smashing seems a hard way to get the laugh — I prefer witty banter, but you do you!