blondebarbie1124

Miss South Carolina, United States 35 years-old Single

Anonymous 2 April 2009, 23:12 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML

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Anonymous 1 August 2012, 23:31 Annandale, United States

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

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