Today, I went on a first date wearing a new hair color. It was Interior Latex Slate Speckled Grey, from accidentally leaning my head against a wall while house painting earlier. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I painted the guest bathroom. Once finished, I noticed the paint splatters on my arms matched my lily white chalky skin. Paint matches me better than my makeup. Guess I need a different paint, and new make up. FML
Today, I rushed out of the bathroom with toothpaste smeared all over my chin and cheek. I was so anxious about going on a date that I didn’t realize this until said date pointed it out halfway through dinner. FML
Today, I was on a date and I began pretending to know a lot about wine. I swirled the glass too hard under my nose and splashed red wine all over myself. I spent the rest of the date smelling like a bottle bank. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
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thinknow101 2
i personally prefer a Benjamin Moore midnight blue for my highlights.
MagicShyStars 6
xD I'm sorry but I think that would look pretty cool. Hey whats that new color you have in your hair? Oh, paint? That would be an awesome story to tell xD
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MagicShyStars 6
xD I'm sorry but I think that would look pretty cool. Hey whats that new color you have in your hair? Oh, paint? That would be an awesome story to tell xD
xLeftoverxCrackx 0
Lol that's what I was thinking
phillyboss25 0
that wall paint might have made ur hair look better
waimcyked10 4
15 it'd make you look better too.... but you don't have enough hair, suckssss to be you!!!
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yeah I'd think i t was funny and cute. I agree, it would be a good conversation, plus it shows you work hard since you were painting a house. Not a big deal unless you were hoping for a perfect first impression. It may not be perfect but it was an impression :P
qwertyuiopdead 0
go flyers!!!!!! but ya that would be a cool story 2 tell
smile031008 0
did ur head got whiteyy? 3rd?
yer_maw 1
I bet you looked cool ;)
Flinlock 0
So how did you not realize you had just gotten paint on your hair? I would think it would stick to the wall... If its still wet it should wash off fairly easily I would think.
theking12369 0
haha paint should cone out if u shower while it's still wet.
Wizzards_fml 0
wats the go with the ninja shit douche?
PRISSYmuch 0
ninja fag looks like a condom. dudes a queer.
CallMeHush 1
His burka was dirty.
thinknow101 2
i personally prefer a Benjamin Moore midnight blue for my highlights.
Dr_Uglord 0
thinknow FTW!!! fafp :@
nikeiro 3
And you didn't wash your hair/take a bath before leaving because?
Trickyklown 0
I think it was a house nearby so they couldn't shower. if it was in op's house dam she is just retarded! xD
tincans 0
My guess is that she already showered or whatever, and then was leaning against the wall doing her make up or something. but idk because she wouldve seen the paint in her hair because she'd be looking in a mirror..
Trickyklown 0
either way if it was in her house she should have showered. Maybe she wanted to dye her hair but was too cheap to buy some, so she used paint instead!
nickiloo22 0
I've gotten paint in my hair, it takes hours to get out. there probably wasn't enough time.
BelleElle_fml 5
LMAO! Well, at least you guys had a conversation starter. :P One time I was going out on a date and my little sister thought it would be funny to draw on my face with super sharpie because I fell asleep. I didn't realize it though and answered the door. So embarrasing. :P
wastland247 0
Agreed, always be careful around wet paint.
Dr_Uglord 0
agreed I fail to see how op thought leaning against a freshly painted wall could POSSIBLY be a good idea.....new hair color or not, that shit is dumb
Trickyklown 0
Didn't you notice that the wall was wet? YDI for obvious reasons but if he didn't mind then where is the fml? OMG I HAZ PAINTZ IN MI HAIR!! cmon it can be washed out no need to cry over spilt milk now.