By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
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alex1432 9
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What was that fucker doing out of his workshop?!

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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Did you take it?

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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Did you take it?

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MrTittySprinkles 7
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Mery Christmas....... Now go fuck your self

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cudi504 4

All he wanted was for OP to sit on his lap

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Keyman1212 14
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No, I don't think it meant go fuck yourself, I think it meant I want to fuck you.

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flagg1888 3
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Really 47?? Is that how you see the world?? Unless you meant it as a joke, then it just wasn't funny

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pancakerocks 1
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i thought it was funny

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Naitsi 19
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Queas you are on the bad list

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MrShizzBear 0
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Must've thought you were a Ho Ho Ho :D

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chili_is_good 0
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Santas like where's my ho's at?

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FarSide 22
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Oh I sure OP took it all.

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Tommananaze6T9 4
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I guess Santa's on the naughty list this year

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SlyTendencies 1
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...Merry Christmas! =D

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Duladian 19
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Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.

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Duladian 19
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Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.

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boofgall 16
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Ho Ho..oh?

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lovejdbieber 0
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Looks like someones been naughty this year

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superguppy19 3

It's merry fucking christmas to you little boy

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D37H100 5

"And what the f*** do you want for Christmas? I just want the old Santa back. Santa's dead b****!" aha dickfigures.

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ihasbrains 10
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You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Its because you're not suppose to see him til Christmas. Either that or he's trying to tell you that you've been naughty this year.

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Carbonation 0

When I'm naughty, I just get chained up and spanked with a paddle. Am I doing it right?

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FYLDeep 25

Only if you say "Thank you sir, may I have another?" after each spanking.

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cBlackout 13
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Now is when you go and ask him for presents.

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alex1432 9
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What was that fucker doing out of his workshop?!

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BadSuerte 0

Checking to see whose been naughty or nice....well we know someone who's been naughty.

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heythisisme02 9

I don't know probably nothing!! CAUSE HE IS NOT REAL!!

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kut19 6
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He didn't give you a lump of coal. So that's good!

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LadyLol_fml 15
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They'll be coal in your stocking, come Christmas morn'.

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Miguemex95 4
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On the bright side.... nah there's no bright side that was plain fucked up.

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CadillacPimpen 6

The best things in life are free. Like first!

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SwiftFaux 0
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What the fuck did YOU put on your christmaa list?

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SwiftFaux 0
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christmas* , iTouch ftw.

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mikemotox105 4

Dnt cuss u look like ur 12

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