Did you take it?

Mery Christmas....... Now go fuck your self

All he wanted was for OP to sit on his lap

No, I don't think it meant go fuck yourself, I think it meant I want to fuck you.

Really 47?? Is that how you see the world?? Unless you meant it as a joke, then it just wasn't funny

i thought it was funny

Queas you are on the bad list

Must've thought you were a Ho Ho Ho :D

Santas like where's my ho's at?

Oh I sure OP took it all.

I guess Santa's on the naughty list this year

...Merry Christmas! =D

Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.

Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.

Ho Ho..oh?

Looks like someones been naughty this year

It's merry fucking christmas to you little boy

"And what the f*** do you want for Christmas? I just want the old Santa back. Santa's dead b****!" aha dickfigures.

You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese.

Its because you're not suppose to see him til Christmas. Either that or he's trying to tell you that you've been naughty this year.

When I'm naughty, I just get chained up and spanked with a paddle. Am I doing it right?

Only if you say "Thank you sir, may I have another?" after each spanking.

Now is when you go and ask him for presents.

What was that fucker doing out of his workshop?!

Checking to see whose been naughty or nice....well we know someone who's been naughty.

I don't know probably nothing!! CAUSE HE IS NOT REAL!!

He didn't give you a lump of coal. So that's good!

They'll be coal in your stocking, come Christmas morn'.

On the bright side.... nah there's no bright side that was plain fucked up.

The best things in life are free. Like first!

What the fuck did YOU put on your christmaa list?

christmas* , iTouch ftw.

Dnt cuss u look like ur 12