Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
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alex1432
| 9
What was that fucker doing out of his workshop?!
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Did you take it?
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Did you take it?
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MrTittySprinkles
| 7
Mery Christmas....... Now go fuck your self
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cudi504
| 4
All he wanted was for OP to sit on his lap
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Keyman1212
| 14
No, I don't think it meant go fuck yourself, I think it meant I want to fuck you.
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flagg1888
| 3
Really 47?? Is that how you see the world?? Unless you meant it as a joke, then it just wasn't funny
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pancakerocks
| 1
i thought it was funny
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Naitsi
| 19
Queas you are on the bad list
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MrShizzBear
| 0
Must've thought you were a Ho Ho Ho :D
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chili_is_good
| 0
Santas like where's my ho's at?
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FarSide
| 22
Oh I sure OP took it all.
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Tommananaze6T9
| 4
I guess Santa's on the naughty list this year
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SlyTendencies
| 1
...Merry Christmas! =D
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Duladian
| 19
Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.
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Duladian
| 19
Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.
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boofgall
| 16
Ho Ho..oh?
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lovejdbieber
| 0
Looks like someones been naughty this year
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superguppy19
| 3
It's merry fucking christmas to you little boy
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D37H100
| 5
"And what the f*** do you want for Christmas? I just want the old Santa back. Santa's dead b****!" aha dickfigures.
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ihasbrains
| 10
You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese.
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
Its because you're not suppose to see him til Christmas. Either that or he's trying to tell you that you've been naughty this year.
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Carbonation
| 0
When I'm naughty, I just get chained up and spanked with a paddle. Am I doing it right?
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FYLDeep
| 25
Only if you say "Thank you sir, may I have another?" after each spanking.
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cBlackout
| 13
Now is when you go and ask him for presents.
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alex1432
| 9
What was that fucker doing out of his workshop?!
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BadSuerte
| 0
Checking to see whose been naughty or nice....well we know someone who's been naughty.
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heythisisme02
| 9
I don't know probably nothing!! CAUSE HE IS NOT REAL!!
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kut19
| 6
He didn't give you a lump of coal. So that's good!
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LadyLol_fml
| 15
They'll be coal in your stocking, come Christmas morn'.
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Miguemex95
| 4
On the bright side.... nah there's no bright side that was plain fucked up.
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CadillacPimpen
| 6
The best things in life are free. Like first!
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SwiftFaux
| 0
What the fuck did YOU put on your christmaa list?
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SwiftFaux
| 0
christmas* , iTouch ftw.
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mikemotox105
| 4
Dnt cuss u look like ur 12