Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML - FML

By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By alex1432 | 9

#3657352 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:43

What was that fucker doing out of his workshop?!

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3657307 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:41

Did you take it?

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By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3657307 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:41

Did you take it?

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MrTittySprinkles | 7

#3657471 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:56

Mery Christmas....... Now go fuck your self

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cudi504 | 4

#3657522 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:03

All he wanted was for OP to sit on his lap

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Keyman1212 | 14

#3657792 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 10:55

No, I don't think it meant go fuck yourself, I think it meant I want to fuck you.

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flagg1888 | 3

#3657819 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 11:14

Really 47?? Is that how you see the world?? Unless you meant it as a joke, then it just wasn't funny

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pancakerocks | 1

#3659113 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 18:29

i thought it was funny

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Naitsi | 19

#3659249 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 20:12

Queas you are on the bad list

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MrShizzBear | 0

#3659938 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:58

Must've thought you were a Ho Ho Ho :D

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chili_is_good | 0

#3660661 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:43

Santas like where's my ho's at?

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FarSide | 22

#3660700 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:48

Oh I sure OP took it all.

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Tommananaze6T9 | 4

#3685757 - Monday 5 December 2011 7:15

I guess Santa's on the naughty list this year

By SlyTendencies | 1

#3657309 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:41

...Merry Christmas! =D

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Duladian | 19

#3657368 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:45

Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.

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Duladian | 19

#3657374 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:45

Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.

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boofgall | 16

#3657685 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:49

Ho Ho..oh?

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lovejdbieber | 0

#3657807 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 11:07

Looks like someones been naughty this year

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superguppy19 | 3

#3658352 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:11

It's merry fucking christmas to you little boy

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D37H100 | 5

#3658840 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:42

"And what the f*** do you want for Christmas? I just want the old Santa back. Santa's dead b****!" aha dickfigures.

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ihasbrains | 10

#3659200 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:17

You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese.

By ninjuh_wingman | 29

#3657335 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:42

Its because you're not suppose to see him til Christmas. Either that or he's trying to tell you that you've been naughty this year.

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Carbonation | 0

#3657473 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:57

When I'm naughty, I just get chained up and spanked with a paddle. Am I doing it right?

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FYLDeep | 25

#3657530 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:05

Only if you say "Thank you sir, may I have another?" after each spanking.

By cBlackout | 13

#3657344 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:43

Now is when you go and ask him for presents.

By alex1432 | 9

#3657352 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:43

What was that fucker doing out of his workshop?!

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BadSuerte | 0

#3660920 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:17

Checking to see whose been naughty or nice....well we know someone who's been naughty.

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heythisisme02 | 9

#5901534 - Monday 31 March 2014 23:37

I don't know probably nothing!! CAUSE HE IS NOT REAL!!

By kut19 | 6

#3657354 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:43

He didn't give you a lump of coal. So that's good!

By LadyLol_fml | 15

#3657362 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:45

They'll be coal in your stocking, come Christmas morn'.

By Miguemex95 | 4

#3657364 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:45

On the bright side.... nah there's no bright side that was plain fucked up.

By CadillacPimpen | 6

#3657406 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:50

The best things in life are free. Like first!

By SwiftFaux | 0

#3657412 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:51

What the fuck did YOU put on your christmaa list?

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SwiftFaux | 0

#3657433 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:54

christmas* , iTouch ftw.

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mikemotox105 | 4

#3801563 - Thursday 29 December 2011 6:17

Dnt cuss u look like ur 12