By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States
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wow is he fat
I bet he thought OP was joking or something. He did help you afterwards right OP?
fat guys know the difference between choking and drama queen "post an fml because shes a crying piece of depression". YDI
Lol mustve been good food.
well did u give him head that night?
He's a guy. YDI for choking.
"I was eating lunch with my girlfriend. in the middle of it, she decided to give me head. She choked, and I used it as the an excuse to take some of her food because she's fat. Now she won't stop bitching. Fml"
op should shut the **** up, he just saved your life. learn to chew you ******* ratard
maybe you shouldn't have tried to swallow the whole cow.
wow
priorities...
well you were suckling his dick under the table and he saw the opportunity
lol. you're both fat. you're choking and notice him "sneaking food" off your plate. maybe take more than 3 bites to eat a burger next time...
lmao nice one sean..."take it, just keep goin!"*steals food* :/ haha
maybe he thought u would choke on the food so he took it away
swallow your food, dont just inhale it. that kinda sorta causes choking.
86 Your dogs are adorable.
That guy has his priorities in order
on no your life is ruined
PPP choking is when an object becomes lodged in the throat. well chewed food can't get lodged in throat no matter what. you're thinking of gagging. I think.
"today I took my girlfriend out for lunch.. the stupid bitch started choking in front of the whole restaurant.. I can't even take her to lunch without her embarrassing me. she is such a liability i even had to eat any food she could choke on off her plate. hey, maybe it'll help the fatty lose some weight...FML"
hahaha I think you missed his point darling.. also, big tonsils make you choke on everything? seriously?! lolcatz...
depends what food you eat or how quickly you eat it...my brother started choking on a pepperoni slice because he ate too quickly. ******* hilarious ^^
you need yours removed.
F your bf's life for having a retarded gf. Learn how to eat in public. And if you were choking I'd take all your food too. Most likely your a drama ***** who would have gone on the rest of the day about your "near death experience" and not finished your food. He was just protecting his investment in the lunch he paid for. And no it doesn't say he paid, but let's be honest, the OP does sound kinda whiney and like the type of bitch who doesn't pay for anything. And on the same note, why should men always pay in the relationship? If women want an equal relationship, open up your damn purse and pay for a date. Equality means you have to put up with all the same bullshit as us.
196: Hmm, my shrink sense tells me someone is projecting...
he is fat and did he atleast help you when you were choking
haha
Weight has nothing to do with this FML. The boyfriend was just being a jerk.
why does that matter?
He was obviously hungry. give the guy a break!
wow your an idiot just cause someone takes food from anothers plate does Not mean there 300+ lbs I'm like 180 lbs and I take food from other peoples plates
104 I'll meet you there lol
yes I know this 108 but the guy above me said he was 300+ which is stupid to assume just based on his actions
wow.. he was clearly starving..leave him alone for once. seriously though what a fat bastard
wow... that's ****** up... what's wrong with him?
OMG that's awful!
8 - you are perfectly beautiful!
not surprised this took place in the us lol hope someone gave you a heimlich
It's a lot more funny reading that with absolutely no sarcasm whatsoever.
Whoa. Wrong one. Anti floooood
dat suuuuuux
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wow... that's ****** up... what's wrong with him?
Wow, your boyfriend is one uncaring fat ass