Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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cBlackout
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It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.
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kut19
| 6
What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.
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easton222
| 2
Pick another one
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d0hhhhhhhhhEY
| 0
Dodged a bullet there
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CadillacPimpen
| 6
A hollow tip to be exact.
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CondomSense
| 4
She should lynch herself to spare the world of her ignorance.
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xlord
| 27
I made eye contact with my neighbor once. We are now getting married.....she just doesn't know it yet
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hellbilly205
| 17
This is why you should'nt date a girl from the looney bin...
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Rinat_fml
| 26
What kind of person says things like that?
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
61 - but loony chicks/guys (no personal experience either way) are the best sex!
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Keyman1212
| 14
Literally pick anyone else, including your own mother, and you'd be better off.
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fthku
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I'm not quite sure picking your mom over a crazy girlfriend is the best approach here, Keyman.
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
To be honest, I have trouble believing this story is true. First off, how can anybody actually be stupid enough to think they made a "connection" with an actor through a movie screen. And secondly, if this girl actually is that stupid, you're telling me that someone would actually date her. If so, than you sir may be unwell in the head also!
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t765234
| 10
104 tits > brains in usual cases
But yeah this girl sounds crazy so she did you a Favor
But yeah this girl sounds crazy so she did you a Favor
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ALpein
| 0
104- Something tells me you've never met a Twitard. Or actually anyone who's madly in love with actors they've never met.
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blackheart24
| 10
FYL op. Your girlfriend has fallen under the fake homo charm of the likes of Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber. Nobody likes them except the crazy douchebag girls who all think they're going to marry them. I am sorry you're girlfriend couldn't resist Taylor Launter's abs and apparently his "magical facial expressions."
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NotDave
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100, I don't know... at least my mom understands that the television is a one-way device.
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MyMilkShake2Yard
| 0
Op's gf
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TheClumsiest
| 0
twilight is stupid :/ here come the thumb downs.
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JinxosGirl87
| 0
Taylor Lautner looks like Manbearpig.
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thatssomeBS
| 9
Best thing that ever happened to OP? I think so. I'd rather be single than with a dilusional, irrational bitch.
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ImFrackinBored
| 13
Sparkly bastard...
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rudysayshi
| 4
maybe you should show how great the sex is ;)
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blushy
| 14
i'm sure you could find someone a little smarter than that. she did you a favour dude
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cBlackout
| 13
It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.
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pfx2_fml
| 15
I'm just gonna come out and say it... Deadmau5 FTW!!!
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pfx2_fml
| 15
I'm just gonna come out and say it... Deadmau5 FTW!!!
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Tsunami87
| 17
I think all she's destined for is a looney bin
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MrSarcasm
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Dont worry, we got your back Jack. Bitches be crazy.
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cBlackout
| 13
#25 I made this picture myself :)
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Argumental_Rhino
| 8
#52 Nice Sheldon reference.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
And I thought taking a girl to Twilight was supposed to turn her on...and if you took her to Abduction you are a fail at life....
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whited666
| 0
A bit...??
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LezBiHonest
| 7
"ftw"? What's that mean???....###A BiT $Loww
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OhLohd111
| 11
Fuck the world
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abbey321
| 8
Ftw = fuck the what. Opposite of what the fuck (WTF)
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bugmenotmofo
| 34
FTW means for the win.
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Star928
| 7
344-
What the fuck does fuck the what even mean?
What the fuck does fuck the what even mean?
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flamegrilled123
| 3
Op deserves better than that, it's ok
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DynamicDave
| 11
How do you know he deserves better? What if he's a complete douchebag?
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
She thinks Taylor Lautner is a quality actor... She is the worst of the worst, even dog shit is better than her. Nobody deserves a Taylor Lautner fan..
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BadSuerte
| 0
Well she's going to end up in a mental hospital not you. Does she realize he was looking at the camera?
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coldhated
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I think that's just an excuse :/
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MrTittySprinkles
| 7
She's probably just tired of him trying to fuck her arm pit.
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dethbunny
| 0
That FML was weird...
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beastmode21
| 0
YDI for going to see a movie with taylor lautner in it
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tragicnightmare
| 15
my thoughts
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kut19
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What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.
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kikiwi_fml
| 9
Yeah exactly.
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YakuzaxGeneralz
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It was the sex
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SillySydney
| 0
Haha, exactly what I was thinking! xD
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evnflr
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Damn she's crazy.
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alex1432
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What a pity
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StoryOfTheYear
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Lava Girl and Waterboy?
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
GAH. Shark Boy*
Screw you google. I'm never trusting your searches again.
"Did you mean: Lava Girl and waterboy?"
Screw you google. I'm never trusting your searches again.
"Did you mean: Lava Girl and waterboy?"
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Carbonation
| 0
Hey, foosball's for the debil! I think Google did the right thing on that one.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Don't worry. I thumbed myself down this one.
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fmlpro0987
| 0
Noooo. Yes Taylor was in lava girl and shark boy but he was a kid. But in twilight he is older and good looking
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
You're missing the point, I used the wrong title.
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piwikiwi93
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He was like 13 in that movie or something!!!!!
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dontfmlplzzz
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Pwned by twilight
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Miguemex95
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Is she blonde?
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gazzdogs
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Thank you Mr Stereotype.
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cmars3
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What does being blonde have to do with having a celebrity crush?