By JessThompson - 05/12/2012 16:50 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML
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Well times are hard everybody is having a rough time and down grading.

Your kids learnt the grim reality of life. Santa can't hold his job; it's stressful and only comes one a year. The IRS is up his ass and the missus has had more rides from the elves than Santa gets on his sleigh. Everyone copes some how. So merry christmas you jolly bastard. I'll be leaving you my cookies and milk.

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Well times are hard everybody is having a rough time and down grading.

I'm in a bad mood

Yea, I'm feeling glum too! Has this become a greivances thread?

Now I'm feeling down. Thanks guys.

Nobody understands me... (insert Emo meme)

My silence is just another word for my pain *sniffle sniffle*

Staring out window with a sense of yearning.

*violins begin playing*

*Walks through the thread, thumb out, like Stewie*. The Lonely man song playing in the back ground.

Well, that deteriorated quickly.

Why won't any of you just notice me???!! :'(

I'll share my candy bar with you guys if it will cheer you up :)

What Kind of candy bar?

I haven't bought it, yet, so we can all agree on it. My vote is in for a Zero Bar.

No. I say we get a Hershey's cookie n cream bar.

70 71 both of you are wrong we could go and track down this Santa and give him the money. I'm sure that would make us all feel good. Never mind I want twix.

What about a bag of mini Reese's there is enough for everyone?

Possibly but what if pleonasm wants in maybe we could all pitch in and get one of those big Halloween sized candy bags.

At least santa wasn't masturbating.

Just tell them Santa has lots of helpers during the Christmas Season.

still not the best role model to be associated with Santa

But Santa doesn't discriminate. (:

Say, "That's a Santa wanna-be."

It's the anti-Santa!

and a pedophile

Instead of cookies and milk he drinks beer and smokes

This reminds me of that family guy episode where Brian and Stewie go to the North Pole to find Santa but all his elves are all messed up and his factory looks like a toxic waste dump.

Badass santa!

For some reason I always see Santa smoking...

Your kids learnt the grim reality of life. Santa can't hold his job; it's stressful and only comes one a year. The IRS is up his ass and the missus has had more rides from the elves than Santa gets on his sleigh. Everyone copes some how. So merry christmas you jolly bastard. I'll be leaving you my cookies and milk.

You forgot the fact that's he's now being sued for providing unsanitary working conditions and inhumane treatment for the elves.

Wait! You almost forgot the animal abuse charges due to the whole "reindeer situation".

Can't he write off presents as a business expense on his taxes?

Saves you the explanation he isn't real...

Santa isn't real? :(

Sorry. I meant to thumb that up. Stupid fat fingers!!

I meant to thumb it down. So I did. Oh how I love my smart skinny fingers!

You're not real.

Unfortunate, but at least you won't have to really worry about them seeing the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny like that.

No, cause we all know the Tooth Fairy looks like the Rock.

Anyone else reminded of Home Alone?

More like bad Santa lol

Looks like presents are going to be a little bit late this year.

Think about all the stress Santa has? He's delivering toys to kids all over the world. :b

"Look kids, Santa Claus is coming to town" is what I would've said