Miscellaneous: Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2012 05:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

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By areyouserial - 05/12/2011 13:21 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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By JessThompson - 05/12/2012 16:50 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

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By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Loola - 21/12/2008 05:04 - France

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By Amore - 09/12/2014 19:15 - France - Bois-colombes

Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML

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alex1432 9

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:43

What was that ****** doing out of his workshop?!

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:41

Did you take it?

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saddgurl 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:16

Do piss off Santa

saddgurl 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:20

Oh go suck a candy cane

jackeechan 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:15

Somebody was on the naughty list

smk201p 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:41

I'm sure he'd give me the finger too but thats cause I asked for a rabbit.. Not the fury kind

jackeechan 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:17

I dont wanna know

Tymaster5 22

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:07

lol this just made my day

Amandabobmaxwell 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:13

I could understand your upset, if you were 5..

DeiterBug 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:53

That's better than coal.....or....is it ?

imaginaryvoice 18

Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:13

He's just pissed cause he got put on his own naughty list

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:22

My my, someones been naughty this year.

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