By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
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thats wat u get for trying to pee on a roach

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eduardo2k 0
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roach 1 - 0 you

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idkweird 0
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Eww, that's disgusting.

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eduardo2k 0
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roach 1 - 0 you

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dukain94 0
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LOL Owned.

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jessxoxo28 5
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haha no ur nottt :)

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lilbios 0
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haha dryyy

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jessxoxo28 5
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thats wat u get for trying to pee on a roach

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justdancebbyx3 7

This reminds me of the FML about the guy peeing on the grasshopper :/

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seanreddog 4
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You peed all over yourself AFTER all that. If it was during, I could understand, but you "then" peed all over yourself. You're supposed to do that with jellyfish stings, not headwounds.

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Cassandrarox 0
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I knew this FML looked familiar!

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skullbashd 3

a roach can survive nuclear it'll survive pee

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i_am_bomb 0

poor roach

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lexy216 0

that's sooo gross!

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Rokstarr 0

I recently read that one too

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Zareen 0
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Who does that??? And can someone tell ms what OP is?? I'm kinda new to this :/

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cindayy77 0

fail

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digibenho 0

HAA FIRST ... oh no nvm i'm just a failing looser.. (obvious joke about "#1" (wich is actually #3))

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lmaoatyourlife 0

Not so much.

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TheComputerGuy96 14
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I think I've seen this FML before...

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Mustardnight 3
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Im just wondering what the point is of fake fml's, it ruins the point, therefore i am going to suggest most fml's are real.

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meunknown101 0

Blah blah blah, I saw this FML 2 months ago.

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YDI_King 0
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YDI for being the stupidest kind of person

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hennessey 0
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Most stupid. Stupidiest is not a word.

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bailo 0
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he has to pee. he goes to the toilet. he sees a roach. he assumes it's dead. he pees on it and around it (i mean, it is in the toilet). how the fuck is that stupid? was he supposed to fish it out?

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shadowkiss13 0

hahaha idiot

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thinmint 0

that is just weird. YDI

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