By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML
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thats wat u get for trying to pee on a roach

You are supposed to smoke the roach, not pee on it

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Eww, that's disgusting.

roach 1 - 0 you

LOL Owned.

haha no ur nottt :)

haha dryyy

thats wat u get for trying to pee on a roach

This reminds me of the FML about the guy peeing on the grasshopper :/

You peed all over yourself AFTER all that. If it was during, I could understand, but you "then" peed all over yourself. You're supposed to do that with jellyfish stings, not headwounds.

I knew this FML looked familiar!

a roach can survive nuclear it'll survive pee

that's sooo gross!

I recently read that one too

Who does that??? And can someone tell ms what OP is?? I'm kinda new to this :/

HAA FIRST ... oh no nvm i'm just a failing looser.. (obvious joke about "#1" (wich is actually #3))

I think I've seen this FML before...

Im just wondering what the point is of fake fml's, it ruins the point, therefore i am going to suggest most fml's are real.

Blah blah blah, I saw this FML 2 months ago.

YDI for being the stupidest kind of person

Most stupid. Stupidiest is not a word.

he has to pee. he goes to the toilet. he sees a roach. he assumes it's dead. he pees on it and around it (i mean, it is in the toilet). how the fuck is that stupid? was he supposed to fish it out?

hahaha idiot

You are supposed to smoke the roach, not pee on it

Ha good pun!

lmao i love ur pic. funny as hell