By jack the ripped - 30/04/2016 04:38 - United States

Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
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feven 32

Is that the cover up story OP? Is there something else you'd like to share with us...

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TheRainbowNoob 11

the rash linging, the sash bringing, the trash singing... yes. the hash slinging slasher

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Magnoxidans 19

Depending on how long ago your nose was busted, might want to go get it checked out by a doctor to make sure there's no permanent damage.

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Skinyrd 17

Now how did you break your nose?

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feven 32

Is that the cover up story OP? Is there something else you'd like to share with us...

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watermelon15 35

It was his hat Mr. Krabs! He was number one!

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thatnucca 36

For a second I thought you were about to say "it looked like someone just lost a nose instead"... Wheew!

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ssnow_fml 20

I think we have a real life Dexter in our midst...

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FellFrmSky 8

At least you didn't smack your nose into the mirror (whilst sneezing) and spew even more blood. It's those little things we have to be grateful for...

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Danne696 14

Is it just me or does a sneeze attack with a broken nose sound like it hurts like hell?

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