By pissed off - 17/05/2014 00:33 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 682
You deserved it 14 948

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All you had to do was tell it to piss off! But no, you had to do it the hard way. You cocked up and now urine trouble.

maryiah 21

Hopefully this happened at home, not in a public restroom.. Sorry op

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that mosquito wanted to suck a little more than blood man ... why you had to ruin it's chances :(

gjikvtj 18

I'd be pissed... what a buzz kill

cryssycakesx3 22

at least he didn't smack his dick!

oh nooooo!!!!! u said no to a blowjob???

Actually #67, he acted in a way that rejected blood getting sucked from his penis.

incoherentrmblr 21

The new scent from OFF: Piss...

#77 my darling..apparently the joy of puns eludes you

You obviously don't understand what a pun is.

That sucks OP. I hope nobody called you out for having it all over you...

Demig0d6 14

Op must've been pretty pissed

This one's just gross!

Dude, there are way worse posts. welcome to FML.

gjikvtj 18

This seems like the kind of person who would tell somebody on here to stop swearing

#38 No...you just seem like a little shit. :)

cryssycakesx3 22

"stop fighting yew guise"

Rainhawk94 27

You tell em #40

Way to preach it #40!!

Ha ha she got moderated

maryiah 21

Hopefully this happened at home, not in a public restroom.. Sorry op

Well if it was at a public bathroom he probably could have pinned it on someone else

AsianCookie247 14

-cocks gun and waits for the comment-

Calm down and put the gun away. He said he was taking a PISS.

cryssycakesx3 22

he meant "pissed off/on" jokes, oh great bright one.

Wants to suck your cock ._. Silly mosquito

This comment was just not needed

All you had to do was tell it to piss off! But no, you had to do it the hard way. You cocked up and now urine trouble.

The puns! They hurt me with laughter!!

Haha. That was just a perfect pun

#32 This comment was just not needed

You're comment of his comment not being needed is just as not needed a a my comment saying that your comment about his comment not being needed is not needed.

*your. that was needed.

AsianCookie247 14

So sorry OP! I'd freak out too if I were in that situation. FYL for being covered in your own urine.

markcallanan_ 20

Itsssss a shower time-a!

markcallanan_ 20

No, no? Anyone? Mario refernce?

markcallanan_ 20

Reference*

cryssycakesx3 22

nope.