By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7

I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.

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Luckster 0

That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?

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snow_cloak 0

"I was minding my own business when all of a sudden, I was plummeted by human piss. FML." And you totally deserve that one!

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snow_cloak 0

It's probably doable if ur a guy though

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hey_guy 0

man id say you deserve it and all but haha i would definitely do the same thing, i remember when i used to go to the woods for camping trips or w/e and had to pee, I used to pee on ants and stuff it's hilarious, but then again shit happens

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muchhate 0

I once peed on a guard dog through a fence. It jumped up on the fence and took it in the face like a perfect golden shower.

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koesherbacon 0

Some places put pics of bees, crickets, etc in urinals to make sure guys aim properly... http://hamptonroads.com/2008/08/high-school-turns-tiny-insect-solve-bathroom-problem

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missnikki 0

That's what you get for trying to piss on Mother Nature, moron.

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spyderman2190 0

lol cant say anything, give me anykinda target and shall pee on it

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frankie88 0

seriously... wtf did u expect...?

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