Rejectofsociety9

About Rejectofsociety9

Nicky, 18. Charming, sadistic, depraved, lustful, poetic. I love to write. I love to sing. I love to go crazy to a good song. I like to take photographs. I'm a bit of a whore, and despite wanting to settle down one day, I'll have plenty of fun before I get there. My ideal girl is just as much of a peverted, sexual deviant as I am.

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Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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You deserved it

By HumanNature / Sunday 1 February 2009 00:01 / Canada

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Hobbsie / Sunday 29 August 2010 04:54 / Canada

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wtf / Sunday 15 August 2010 12:52 / United States

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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You deserved it

By incestastic / Saturday 14 August 2010 23:23 / Canada

Sexy catboys rule my life

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By verno02 - / Tuesday 10 August 2010 23:58 / Canada

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Sexy catboys rule my life