By spiderwoman - 04/11/2012 17:12 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML
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zebraumicornz 6
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No f the spiders life for being an asswipe! Haha....no.......ok...

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JustKittyKat 24
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I hope it didn't bite you in any intimate areas! D: I've gotten ant bites in bad places from sitting on the sidewalk near grass one time. You can't scratch that anywhere!

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zebraumicornz 6
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No f the spiders life for being an asswipe! Haha....no.......ok...

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preps87 0
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No it's ok! That wasn't bad!

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samasara 20
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Haha.....yes.....okay. Just kidding. No.

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Thelnternet 7

and here we can see a common species of a "Thumbs Up Whore" where the creature ends their comment with phrases such as "Haha... No... Okay I'll go now..." in an attempt to get good ratings[/s]

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RaggleFrock 13
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61 I read that in David Attenboroughs voice. Bravo.

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DKjazz 20

The firetruck is a solitary killer. The ambulances will have to wait their turn.

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Potato_Pi 7
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You shouldn't go into the tall grass alone, wild Pokemon can jump out at you

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zebraumicornz 6
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61- I wasn't trying to be a "thumbs up whore" I didn't think it was that funny and didn't want to offend anybody.

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lemonademixer 7

wtf?

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blcksocks 19

You're either having an orgasm or just wanted to be the first one to comment

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iOceanus 18

Wait, who says, "Oh, dear God!" when they orgasm?

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heygirlie777 21
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22- a firstgasm, you mean?

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a_commenter 3
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21- someone who's been reading too much 50 shades of grey

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MalloryKnox 8

For a second there I thought 43's comment said "FISTgasm." Yikes.

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boarderlyne17 8
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56 - Thanks for making me clench involuntarily. :/

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HouseElf 13
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Perhaps clenching was exactly what OP did....

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beef25967 2
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Is that some sort of weird fetish?

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zingline89 18

Girl: Hey hunny, I'm kinda bored with our sex life. What do you say we spice it up a bit? Guy: *excited* Okay!! What are ya thinkin?!? Girl: Well, Im thinking you strip me naked, tie me face down on the bed... Guy: Yeah!?!?!!!??? Girl: Then shove a spider up my butt Guy: .....wtf....

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misspulkadot24 17
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Yep. Nothing turns me on more than an insect up my arse!

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llamafish 25
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Arachnid*, spiders are not insects.

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zingline89 18

Is a llamafish an insect?

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JJJJJakkkkeee 6

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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No, Jake. Mayonnaise is not a instrument. Neither is a MacBook. *glares at Skrillex*

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Crlnprz 11
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Silly Skrillex

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onlychildFTW 33
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This isn't a fetish. How would you even think that?

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_krystallynn_ 11
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sarcasm, it must be a new concept to you...

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kennaem1 11

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument!

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onlychildFTW 33
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That was some bad sarcasm.

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JustKittyKat 24
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I hope it didn't bite you in any intimate areas! D: I've gotten ant bites in bad places from sitting on the sidewalk near grass one time. You can't scratch that anywhere!

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gc327072 30
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At least it wasn't an asscricket, eh?

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Srs_business 7
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*chirp chirp* Sorry to crush your hopes.

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1Brucie 2
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It's what he would have wanted.

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LolPieRofl 11
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Yes yes it was...

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RoBi1475 0

Don't go into the long grass!!!!!!

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Krajjan 9

Clever girl...

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a_commenter 3
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The wild spider used pants attack! It was super effective! OP fainted!

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spiritfang11237 16

Should've brought her pokemon.

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trellz17 19

Jurassic Park? Nice.

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kotana191 8

I think the spider had it worse than you did, OP

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KMtheDrummer 6
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Squished to death by ass cheeks... Yeah FHL

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DohIMissed 6
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I hope it was not a black widow or something.

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kman8599 8

If it was, she just reunited in spidey heaven with her departed. Rest in peace good buddy, rest in peace.

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emeraldisle 30
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And this is why I don't do my business outside.

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samasara 20
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But... Of course you do... Your a cat... Unless your a house cat! ... Which most are.. Okay. I'm stupid. Bye.

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samasara 20
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Your best comeback is correcting me... :0 hahah

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