By spiderwoman - 04/11/2012 17:12 - Iceland - Reykjav
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No f the spiders life for being an asswipe! Haha....no.......ok...
No it's ok! That wasn't bad!
Haha.....yes.....okay. Just kidding. No.
and here we can see a common species of a "Thumbs Up Whore" where the creature ends their comment with phrases such as "Haha... No... Okay I'll go now..." in an attempt to get good ratings[/s]
61 I read that in David Attenboroughs voice. Bravo.
The firetruck is a solitary killer. The ambulances will have to wait their turn.
You shouldn't go into the tall grass alone, wild Pokemon can jump out at you
61- I wasn't trying to be a "thumbs up whore" I didn't think it was that funny and didn't want to offend anybody.
Classy
Oh dear god
You're either having an orgasm or just wanted to be the first one to comment
Wait, who says, "Oh, dear God!" when they orgasm?
22- a firstgasm, you mean?
21- someone who's been reading too much 50 shades of grey
For a second there I thought 43's comment said "FISTgasm." Yikes.
56 - Thanks for making me clench involuntarily. :/
Perhaps clenching was exactly what OP did....
Is that some sort of weird fetish?
Girl: Hey hunny, I'm kinda bored with our sex life. What do you say we spice it up a bit? Guy: *excited* Okay!! What are ya thinkin?!? Girl: Well, Im thinking you strip me naked, tie me face down on the bed... Guy: Yeah!?!?!!!??? Girl: Then shove a spider up my butt Guy: .....wtf....
Yep. Nothing turns me on more than an insect up my arse!
Arachnid*, spiders are not insects.
Is a llamafish an insect?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, Jake. Mayonnaise is not a instrument. Neither is a MacBook. *glares at Skrillex*
Silly Skrillex
This isn't a fetish. How would you even think that?
sarcasm, it must be a new concept to you...
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument!
That was some bad sarcasm.
I hope it didn't bite you in any intimate areas! D: I've gotten ant bites in bad places from sitting on the sidewalk near grass one time. You can't scratch that anywhere!
At least it wasn't an asscricket, eh?
*chirp chirp* Sorry to crush your hopes.
It's what he would have wanted.
Yes yes it was...
Don't go into the long grass!!!!!!
Clever girl...
The wild spider used pants attack! It was super effective! OP fainted!
Should've brought her pokemon.
Jurassic Park? Nice.
I think the spider had it worse than you did, OP
Squished to death by ass cheeks... Yeah FHL
I hope it was not a black widow or something.
If it was, she just reunited in spidey heaven with her departed. Rest in peace good buddy, rest in peace.
And this is why I don't do my business outside.
But... Of course you do... Your a cat... Unless your a house cat! ... Which most are.. Okay. I'm stupid. Bye.
*you're
Your best comeback is correcting me... :0 hahah


No f the spiders life for being an asswipe! Haha....no.......ok...
I hope it didn't bite you in any intimate areas! D: I've gotten ant bites in bad places from sitting on the sidewalk near grass one time. You can't scratch that anywhere!