By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7

I'm not sure what's more stupid: wanting to pee on a grasshopper, or expecting it to wait in one spot while you peed on it. Silly.

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Luckster 0

That Grasshopper waited all day to do that to you! You know that, right?

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soBlahBlahaBlah 0

this had to been the funniest Fml ive read, with the best comments. :D if I were a dood, I'd have done if too shoot, I'd do it now if I had the chance! "damned grasshopper hogging the urinal!"

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lxclark 17

I just read one that was EXACTLY the same, but instead of a grasshopper- it was a cockroach o.O

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Kingjosh1992 4

that's what you get for peeing on an animal that didn't do anything to you. jackass.

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Skimbap 0

Silly hippy, internet is for humans

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goddessunleashed 0

Why is it always guys who get bored? I guess if you can aim, you can fire.

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holleymoffat 0

wow. why would you take the urinal someone else was using!

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meow97 0

Oh god, this, lol! YDI op.

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n_epic_fail 14

I laughed so hard my sister got scared >.< lmao

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