Fire hose

By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 941
You deserved it 61 815

Same thing different taste

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Sorry, but YDI. If it had been a bee, this might be excusable, but not a fly.

STVader 0

Yeah man. I've been there. Feel your pain.

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SnakeGuy4000 0

Oh no, the fly is going to consume you! Better swat it instead of paying attention to where you piss! YDI, and thank you for making my day :) haha

Upon further review. The previous comment wins.

KingDingALing 9

OP...you just R. Kellyed yourself xD

fretforyerlatte 0

it's just a fly, couldn't you just ignore it until you put your dick away? it's not like it was a killer bee or something.

Flies are nasty! You always see them on roadkill and poop....no thank you! So I guess if I had a peni$...I would have pissed on myself too! 

Sorry, but YDI. If it had been a bee, this might be excusable, but not a fly.

wowfmlife 0
acertijo 0

Well. Now the flies will be all over your shoes.

FBIWarning 0

totally legit, flies are annoying wen you're trying to leave a piss