By Anonypiss - 22/07/2015 16:21 - Canada - Pembroke

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 628
You deserved it 26 573

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I guess you pissed him off

Should have pissed on the fly instead.

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I guess you pissed him off

Sounds like he pissed him on.

Better to be pissed of than pissed.. Oh wait

JohnTheDonJuan 11

How was the fly harassing you? Was it of a sexual nature? Or more in the line of bullying? I'm very curious. .

Wtf #32? Sexual nature? ...

JohnTheDonJuan 11

It was a joke... because he said harassing. Not many people describe a fly as harassing them.

Harassing literally means to bother. So yes, the fly was harassing OP.

Ted_brosby 4

People tend to get pissed off if they get pissed on

I strongly dislike your comment.

You're as creepy as your profile pic.

I really don't see why ppl dislike your comment so much. I think it's hilarious and it makes sense. Who tf says "a fly was harassing me"?

Did you at least do your fly up when you left?

I would've punched you too. Next time pay attention to you're doing.

Time to move out

He doesn't live in the fucking urinal.

Mcstud1y 30

42 this made my day

42 your picture made my day.

Next time choose your fights a little more wisely. No fly is worth your face.

did you fight back? you may have deserved it but never go out without hittin back

tantanpanda 26

What kind of stupid maxim is that? Even if it's your fault, punch them back anyway? Genius train of logic /sarcasm

jogihoppa8343 23

you mean it would've been a good idea to urinate on someone first and fight back consequently after getting hit on the face? who are you ??

This guys only 14, you have to remember that.

Maybe he was just trying to hit the fly, too.

mrut92 17

In all honesty...ydi. If a fly big enough to do that was harassing me I'd be like its cool man I'll leave.

Your joking right ?

slutfactory 17

**You're

My sincere apologizes for spelling something wrong .