By Anonypiss - 22/07/2015 16:21 - Canada - Pembroke

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
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jonjonguapito 15
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I guess you pissed him off

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chaseafterwind82 29
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Should have pissed on the fly instead.

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jonjonguapito 15
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I guess you pissed him off

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Sounds like he pissed him on.

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hacksaw246 24
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Better to be pissed of than pissed.. Oh wait

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

How was the fly harassing you? Was it of a sexual nature? Or more in the line of bullying? I'm very curious. .

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Queensland 27
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Wtf #32? Sexual nature? ...

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

It was a joke... because he said harassing. Not many people describe a fly as harassing them.

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milehigh52 22
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Harassing literally means to bother. So yes, the fly was harassing OP.

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Ted_brosby 4

People tend to get pissed off if they get pissed on

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ariasmake1 9
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I strongly dislike your comment.

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ariasmake1 9
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You're as creepy as your profile pic.

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RayRey009 5
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I really don't see why ppl dislike your comment so much. I think it's hilarious and it makes sense. Who tf says "a fly was harassing me"?

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Jakk100 20
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Did you at least do your fly up when you left?

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emeraldisle 30
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I would've punched you too. Next time pay attention to you're doing.

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DoWT 11
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Time to move out

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
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He doesn't live in the fucking urinal.

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Mcstud1y 30

42 this made my day

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milehigh52 22
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42 your picture made my day.

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summer4me 25
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Next time choose your fights a little more wisely. No fly is worth your face.

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demetrius1551 15
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did you fight back? you may have deserved it but never go out without hittin back

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tantanpanda 26

What kind of stupid maxim is that? Even if it's your fault, punch them back anyway? Genius train of logic /sarcasm

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jogihoppa8343 23

you mean it would've been a good idea to urinate on someone first and fight back consequently after getting hit on the face? who are you ??

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legendairy3000 16
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This guys only 14, you have to remember that.

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cksmith51 14
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Maybe he was just trying to hit the fly, too.

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mrut92 17

In all honesty...ydi. If a fly big enough to do that was harassing me I'd be like its cool man I'll leave.

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Cassandra2015 21
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Your joking right ?

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slutfactory 17

**You're

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Cassandra2015 21
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My sincere apologizes for spelling something wrong .

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