FML : Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control...

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonypiss - / Wednesday 22 July 2015 16:21 / Canada - Pembroke

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By jonjonguapito | 14

#6358274 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:13

I guess you pissed him off

By chaseafterwind82 | 29

#6358300 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:23

Should have pissed on the fly instead.

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By jonjonguapito | 14

#6358274 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:13

I guess you pissed him off

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6358310 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:31

Sounds like he pissed him on.

hacksaw246 | 24

#6358390 - Thursday 23 July 2015 01:24

Better to be pissed of than pissed.. Oh wait

JohnTheDonJuan | 11

#6358397 - Thursday 23 July 2015 01:30

How was the fly harassing you? Was it of a sexual nature? Or more in the line of bullying? I'm very curious. .

Queensland | 27

#6358405 - Thursday 23 July 2015 01:37

Wtf #32? Sexual nature? ...

JohnTheDonJuan | 11

#6358523 - Thursday 23 July 2015 03:50

It was a joke... because he said harassing. Not many people describe a fly as harassing them.

milehigh52 | 22

#6358559 - Thursday 23 July 2015 04:33

Harassing literally means to bother. So yes, the fly was harassing OP.

Ted_brosby | 4

#6358678 - Thursday 23 July 2015 07:00

People tend to get pissed off if they get pissed on

ariasmake1 | 9

#6358736 - Thursday 23 July 2015 08:35

I strongly dislike your comment.

ariasmake1 | 9

#6358739 - Thursday 23 July 2015 08:37

You're as creepy as your profile pic.

RayRey009 | 5

#6359576 - Friday 24 July 2015 04:25

I really don't see why ppl dislike your comment so much. I think it's hilarious and it makes sense. Who tf says "a fly was harassing me"?

By Jakk100 | 20

#6358277 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:14

Did you at least do your fly up when you left?

By Liyuesigs | 8

#6358279 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:14

Can you blame him?

thecrazymancan | 17

#6358423 - Thursday 23 July 2015 01:48

I know I could.

By emeraldisle | 30

#6358280 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:15

I would've punched you too. Next time pay attention to you're doing.

lambda_fml | 40

#6358628 - Thursday 23 July 2015 05:51

what

By DoWT | 11

#6358281 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:15

Time to move out

SPN_lover666 | 27

#6358328 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:50

Wrong FML.

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6358449 - Thursday 23 July 2015 02:14

He doesn't live in the fucking urinal.

Mcstud1y | 30

#6358479 - Thursday 23 July 2015 02:51

42 this made my day

milehigh52 | 22

#6358560 - Thursday 23 July 2015 04:35

42 your picture made my day.

By summer4me | 25

#6358289 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:17

Next time choose your fights a little more wisely. No fly is worth your face.

By demetrius1551 | 15

#6358291 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:19

did you fight back? you may have deserved it but never go out without hittin back

tantanpanda | 26

#6358612 - Thursday 23 July 2015 05:28

What kind of stupid maxim is that? Even if it's your fault, punch them back anyway? Genius train of logic /sarcasm

jogihoppa8343 | 23

#6358754 - Thursday 23 July 2015 08:54

you mean it would've been a good idea to urinate on someone first and fight back consequently after getting hit on the face? who are you ??

legendairy3000 | 16

#6359048 - Thursday 23 July 2015 06:19

This guys only 14, you have to remember that.

By cksmith51 | 14

#6358292 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:20

Maybe he was just trying to hit the fly, too.

By mrut92 | 17

#6358293 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:20

In all honesty...ydi. If a fly big enough to do that was harassing me I'd be like its cool man I'll leave.

By Cassandra2015 | 21

#6358299 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:23

Your joking right ?

slutfactory | 17

#6358317 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:35

**You're

Cassandra2015 | 21

#6358337 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:57

My sincere apologizes for spelling something wrong .

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