Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
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jonjonguapito
| 15
I guess you pissed him off
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chaseafterwind82
| 29
Should have pissed on the fly instead.
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jonjonguapito
| 15
I guess you pissed him off
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Sounds like he pissed him on.
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hacksaw246
| 24
Better to be pissed of than pissed.. Oh wait
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JohnTheDonJuan
| 11
How was the fly harassing you? Was it of a sexual nature? Or more in the line of bullying? I'm very curious. .
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Queensland
| 27
Wtf #32? Sexual nature? ...
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JohnTheDonJuan
| 11
It was a joke... because he said harassing. Not many people describe a fly as harassing them.
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milehigh52
| 22
Harassing literally means to bother. So yes, the fly was harassing OP.
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Ted_brosby
| 4
People tend to get pissed off if they get pissed on
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ariasmake1
| 9
I strongly dislike your comment.
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ariasmake1
| 9
You're as creepy as your profile pic.
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RayRey009
| 5
I really don't see why ppl dislike your comment so much. I think it's hilarious and it makes sense. Who tf says "a fly was harassing me"?
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Jakk100
| 20
Did you at least do your fly up when you left?
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Liyuesigs
| 8
Can you blame him?
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thecrazymancan
| 17
I know I could.
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emeraldisle
| 30
I would've punched you too. Next time pay attention to you're doing.
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lambda_fml
| 40
what
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DoWT
| 11
Time to move out
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SPN_lover666
| 27
Wrong FML.
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Diarrhea_Volcano
| 29
He doesn't live in the fucking urinal.
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Mcstud1y
| 30
42 this made my day
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milehigh52
| 22
42 your picture made my day.
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summer4me
| 25
Next time choose your fights a little more wisely. No fly is worth your face.
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demetrius1551
| 15
did you fight back? you may have deserved it but never go out without hittin back
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tantanpanda
| 26
What kind of stupid maxim is that? Even if it's your fault, punch them back anyway? Genius train of logic /sarcasm
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jogihoppa8343
| 23
you mean it would've been a good idea to urinate on someone first and fight back consequently after getting hit on the face? who are you ??
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legendairy3000
| 16
This guys only 14, you have to remember that.
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cksmith51
| 14
Maybe he was just trying to hit the fly, too.
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mrut92
| 17
In all honesty...ydi. If a fly big enough to do that was harassing me I'd be like its cool man I'll leave.
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Cassandra2015
| 21
Your joking right ?
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slutfactory
| 17
**You're
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Cassandra2015
| 21
My sincere apologizes for spelling something wrong .