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FML - The follow-up
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I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.
By mfischer - / Friday 16 November 2012 09:40 / United States
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By  1dvs_bstd  |  41

Ohh nuts! FYL

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By  1dvs_bstd  |  41

Ohh nuts! FYL

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  ALlamaOnFire  |  20

WILL THERE EVER BE AN FML WITH NO STUPID PUNS:(

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  Nightwing98  |  22

I don't know why you're getting thumbed down, I couldn't agree with you more!

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  ALlamaOnFire  |  20

Sorry guys, I'm just sick of seeing stupid puns everywhere:')

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  newbiehere99  |  6

Man you got some balls to call puns stupid! Are you nuts? Don't be hanging on the puns man. OP hope you get better. Don't get blue. Hang tight, you'll get better quickie.

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

OP must have some low hanging balls. Maybe he should invest in briefs or a jock. Something more supportive. Or better yet, a jock with cup. Prevents sitting on them AND nailing them on something.

By  bimonthly  |  4

not much of a ball handler eh, me neither.

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  tehcyberman  |  9

Well, I'm wearing skinny jeans, and being a male, I can tell you that there are some pros and cons. Yes, it does get a tad uncomfortable, but girls, think of skinny jeans as like a sports bra for guys junk. They hold it in place and protect or reduce the damage dealt.

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  MiGman  |  5

108 that is very true I wear them all the time too but I find the ones made for guys are perfect for keeping the boys in place while still having enough room for it to be comfortable

By  SHAMUS_the_WITTY  |  18

1, that's the best thing I've heard in my life. OP, I would invest in a cup. That nut not have went over well. You could say it's a pain in the SACK.

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OP! What a pleasant surprise! I meant an athletic cup, but that matters not. It was a sign directly from god to shave that HORRENDOUS beard. I'm kidding, he was telling you not to reproduce.

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  mfischer  |  17

God needs to stop sending me signs I don't need then. I had, and still have no plan to reproduce in the immediate or even semi-distant future. The beard stays though.

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  triviumrocks  |  4

You are a genius

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  TrueTriage  |  16

The Internet is home to the troll. Those kids or people who lack the confidence or ability to say what's on their mind in person. So they try to start something with someone they don't know then blaming the victim for taking them seriously or just tear them a new virtual ass hole. It's a vicious circle

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  ydi_4_suking  |  20

His nuts must be weirdly flopping and positioned because first they hang too low where they get sat on. Then too high up where they are crushed on his lap. And randomly exposed to corners

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  Pleonasm  |  31

I was never into the idea of karma, but this series of events has me reconsidering. This can't just coincidence; OP must've done some screwed up stuff to earn this.

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