By mfischer - 16/11/2012 09:40 - United States

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML
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mfischer 17

I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.

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perdix 29

Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!

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Sencilia 14

I'm so sorry, hopefully your girlfriend kissed them better ;)

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dragynfyre 4

Your balls should come with a warning label.

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blablablabla5555 5

Am i the only one who finds it weird, that his gf comes to sit on his lap in a restaurant? i mean it would probably be kinda normal at mcDonalds or so, but in an actual restaurant?

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Szaszaspasz 26

...and I thought "Blue Balls" was just a phallusy. Hope you're OK OP. That is cringe-worthy.

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JaYB450 1

Jesus bro maybe you should wear a cup from now on

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xdaftpunkxloverx 10

You poor thing. TT_TT

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gators1995 30

Your balls are like magnets

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