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  folfg0  |  12

Lol 38, how did you make that connection? If its hot in Australia, which it is, he could have doing anything. How do you know that he was running?

  grafeety  |  9

My guess is he is dark haired and works at a car wash and was working really hard. His coworker named James who happens to be an All Blacks fan, trying to be nice, decided to spray him in the face to cool him down! Sure it's far fetched but we're making assumptions right!?

  accioshannon  |  17

OP was probably hot and tired, and either:
a) Thought he could wake himself up by using a hose
b) Asked someone to wake him up using a hose
c) Someone was watering the gardens or something and OP accidentally got hit.
I'm wrong a lot of the time though, so you never know. It could have been aliens.

  DocBastard  |  38

This is clearly a job for the Idiot-English Translation Engine. It hasn't gotten much work lately so it's a bit dusty.

*bzz* *click* *whirr* *DING!*

"Really? Because if you type in "Hop Off, USA", that's where I live! I really should stop inhaling exhaust fumes just before commenting."

You're welcome.


Maybe it's just me, but I thought he did it on purpose to imply 28 is an idiot, because his grammar in his first reply was perfectly fine.

Still a bad comment, but it was intentional.

  perdix  |  29

#44, I didn't. 305 is Miami's area code, but only the sexy people know that. In the meantime, I'm stuck out here in 954 and I don't have a SunPass.

  perdix  |  29

Yeah, another Broward County dud like me. We might not enjoy Pitbull's Miami-Dade lifestyle, but we can save big money at Sawgrass Mills. Amirite or amirite?