Miscellaneous: Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing... - FML

By mfischer - 16/11/2012 09:40 - United States

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

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mfischer 17

Saturday 17 November 2012 3:33

I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Friday 16 November 2012 18:55

Ohh nuts! FYL

perdix 29

Friday 16 November 2012 18:58

Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!

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end_r_g 3

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:17

Its Life telling you not to have kids

september1395 7

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:28

If you didn't want kids you could've just had a vasectomy xD

Sally2dicks21 8

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:29

No babies for you.

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:33

Balls!

Ty_Peer 4

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:35

You got Larry Davidesque long balls !

AlixXxPoguin 6

Saturday 17 November 2012 4:16

Dude had those days

StubbornDonkey 10

Saturday 17 November 2012 4:35

Do your balls hang low? Do they dangle to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

starbucksguy 16

Saturday 17 November 2012 13:34

Singing e-aye-e-aye-e-aye-oh?

Jordanln97 9

Saturday 17 November 2012 5:45

I'd take this as a sign that you shouldn't have kids.

lorraineald 7

Saturday 17 November 2012 6:14

You are not meant to have children.

Roo79 1

Saturday 17 November 2012 6:39

What the hell did you do to collect karma like that!?!...... eat kittens!

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