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mfischer United States

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

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mfischer 17

I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Ohh nuts! FYL

perdix 31

Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!

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Comments (195)

end_r_g 3

Its Life telling you not to have kids

september1395 7

If you didn't want kids you could've just had a vasectomy xD

Sally2dicks21 8

No babies for you.

Ty_Peer 4

You got Larry Davidesque long balls !

AlixXxPoguin 6

Dude had those days

StubbornDonkey 10

Do your balls hang low? Do they dangle to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

starbucksguy 16

Singing e-aye-e-aye-e-aye-oh?

Jordanln97 9

I'd take this as a sign that you shouldn't have kids.

lorraineald 7

You are not meant to have children.

Roo79 1

What the hell did you do to collect karma like that!?!...... eat kittens!