By mfischer - 16/11/2012 09:40 - United States

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML
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mfischer 17

I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.

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perdix 29

Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!

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FlyingPie 17

Your nutsack must be really loose and hang low for your balls to keep getting banged around like that.

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Meesersuperman1 4

How do you sit on your balls? I'm a guy and I've never done that. Maybe yours are just really big?

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wanderingshopper 13

Guess that will teach you to wear underware!

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mfischer 17

I felt like an overachiever that day, what can I say?

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AgaveLoco 5

How can you walk with your king size balls?

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The_F3rris 11

You were probably never supposed to have kids. This incident made sure of that.

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