By mfischer - 16/11/2012 09:40 - United States

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 797
You deserved it 5 495

mfischer tells us more.

mfischer 17

I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

perdix 29

Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!

268 13

Comments

FlyingPie 17

Your nutsack must be really loose and hang low for your balls to keep getting banged around like that.

0 0
Meesersuperman1 4

How do you sit on your balls? I'm a guy and I've never done that. Maybe yours are just really big?

0 0
wanderingshopper 13

Guess that will teach you to wear underware!

0 0
mfischer 17

I felt like an overachiever that day, what can I say?

1 0
AgaveLoco 5

How can you walk with your king size balls?

0 0
The_F3rris 11

You were probably never supposed to have kids. This incident made sure of that.

0 0