By mfischer - 16/11/2012 09:40 - United States

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML
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mfischer 17

I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.

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perdix 29

Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!

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X3liteXHunterX 12

Pretty sure they are like that because, if they were any closer to our body, the heat would kill the sperm.

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joethebiden 8

Mr. Belvedere, is that you?

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Sounds like something that'll happen in one of those comedic movies that parodies other movies, like scary movie or something.

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firefly319 7

How do you not know how those things work?

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infamous1212 10

Ouch town, population: you bro. Sitting on them once is enough punishment for a day.

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Enslaved 36

I have to admit, I have a strange fascination with guy's balls. :P One tiny little tap in the right spot and he'll scream like you just hit them with a Mack Truck. Really?

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gracehi 31

It's a completely unprotected organ. Imagine getting struck in your liver or spleen without any bone, skin, or fat to soften the blow.

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Enslaved 36

Funny how I'm getting down voted. It's not like I'm going around hitting them on purpose or something. Oh, I know gracehi. (:The body design is pleasantly odd.

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perdix 29

#39, what about the converse? If you treat his balls right, then you will have a friend for life. I still don't understand why they are a symbol of courage.

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Pleonasm 35

Perdix, they're a symbol of courage because we have a lot at stake with such a delicate organ!

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mfischer 17

I'm afraid that I must heartily disagree with you.

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gracehi 31

Today is just not a good day to be your testicles, huh?

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yeti37 16

Clearly God is a woman because who would have designed us this way? we don't use our brain=protected by a skull. we think with our junk=leave it completely unprotected with no hard shell. WTH?!

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