mfischer
United States
Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41
Ohh nuts! FYL
perdix 31
Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!
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X3liteXHunterX 12
Pretty sure they are like that because, if they were any closer to our body, the heat would kill the sperm.
joethebiden 8
Mr. Belvedere, is that you?
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
Sounds like something that'll happen in one of those comedic movies that parodies other movies, like scary movie or something.
zenrael 21
Thanks! This was funny!
lovelykisses86 2
ow...
firefly319 7
How do you not know how those things work?
infamous1212 10
Ouch town, population: you bro. Sitting on them once is enough punishment for a day.
Enslaved 38
I have to admit, I have a strange fascination with guy's balls. :P One tiny little tap in the right spot and he'll scream like you just hit them with a Mack Truck. Really?
GutterMouth75 1
Yes really.
BulldogHoops 14
I'll take truck any day of the week
gracehi 33
It's a completely unprotected organ. Imagine getting struck in your liver or spleen without any bone, skin, or fat to soften the blow.
Enslaved 38
Funny how I'm getting down voted. It's not like I'm going around hitting them on purpose or something. Oh, I know gracehi. (:The body design is pleasantly odd.
perdix 31
#39, what about the converse? If you treat his balls right, then you will have a friend for life. I still don't understand why they are a symbol of courage.
Pleonasm 36
Perdix, they're a symbol of courage because we have a lot at stake with such a delicate organ!
mfischer 17
You stay the hell away from my balls.
GutterMouth75 1
You shouldn't be allowed to have balls.
mfischer 17
I'm afraid that I must heartily disagree with you.
gracehi 33
Today is just not a good day to be your testicles, huh?
yeti37 16
Clearly God is a woman because who would have designed us this way? we don't use our brain=protected by a skull. we think with our junk=leave it completely unprotected with no hard shell. WTH?!