FML : Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana...

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Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By [email protected] / Saturday 3 January 2009 08:38 / France

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By podrummer9209 | 0

#61069 - Friday 27 March 2009 12:15

Wow, I can't believe how cocky they are! That's pretty epic of them to be that ballsy. I can't believe you didn't go off half-cocked! How far did you manage to get it? I'm utterly dick at making these kinds of jokes. Were there at least nuts on it? I've got tons more, I could probably go on for a while, but I think I'll stop. =]

By Eir_fml | 0

#3305 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 11:33

Ask for a spoon anyway, if it's a big deal. Otherwise, just be amused. People take things too seriously sometimes.

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By Eir_fml | 0

#3305 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 11:33

Ask for a spoon anyway, if it's a big deal. Otherwise, just be amused. People take things too seriously sometimes.

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luvtheknot | 6

#1002721 - Saturday 22 May 2010 11:54

But you can't ask for a spoon then it wouldn't be a suprise

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victoria4161993 | 0

#1019992 - Saturday 5 June 2010 07:26

you asked for it

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yDane | 0

#1050784 - Thursday 1 July 2010 03:54

Well? What are you waiting for? Give these good people a good show!

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nabee26 | 15

#4631419 - Saturday 30 June 2012 12:53

Yeah and think about it, it's in France!... I guess they do things different over there, you know?!.. Lol

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corocoro | 30

#5623030 - Sunday 11 August 2013 07:47

The spoon is a lie.

By guiltypleasure | 0

#3565 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 10:48

Cool, where is that at??? i wanna try

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SarahPicc | 3

#2233944 - Thursday 24 March 2011 07:05

France

By Swimmer_polo12 | 0

#4953 - Saturday 21 February 2009 11:04

That's hilarious, but generally pretty bold of the resturant to have that. Lol

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TheAngryKitten | 0

#3261373 - Friday 9 September 2011 09:12

I would have to say that's pretty Ballsy

By k_tumble | 0

#22781 - Monday 9 March 2009 05:05

Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing. I wouldn't mind sucking on those "balls" if you know what I mean. ;)

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nabee26 | 15

#4631407 - Saturday 30 June 2012 12:45

Me either. I looooove sucking on balls.

By littlec_fml | 0

#24628 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 08:12

because it's a ice cream dick

By x0x_KissOfDeath | 0

#28534 - Thursday 12 March 2009 08:00

definitely bold # 3. but awesome! iwanna go there haha.

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#32272 - Sunday 15 March 2009 03:53

LOL

By australiaaaa | 0

#32282 - Sunday 15 March 2009 04:05

LMFAO that made my day... whats the restaurant?? hahah

By lmfp | 0

#47166 - Saturday 21 March 2009 09:08

Did you suck and gargle them? ;)

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LegitDGK | 0

#1332229 - Wednesday 1 September 2010 07:45

STFU, BITCH.

By podrummer9209 | 0

#61069 - Friday 27 March 2009 12:15

Wow, I can't believe how cocky they are! That's pretty epic of them to be that ballsy. I can't believe you didn't go off half-cocked! How far did you manage to get it? I'm utterly dick at making these kinds of jokes. Were there at least nuts on it? I've got tons more, I could probably go on for a while, but I think I'll stop. =]

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itsokaylove | 0

#330297 - Monday 22 June 2009 04:23

iloveyou :]

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imortal20 | 0

#1038697 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 06:16

WIN #11 sadly you also beat me to it

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Littlebrraatt | 14

#2816634 - Monday 4 July 2011 04:25

Ftw!

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