Miscellaneous: Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing... - FML

By mfischer - 16/11/2012 09:40 - United States

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

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mfischer 17

Saturday 17 November 2012 3:33

I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Friday 16 November 2012 18:55

Ohh nuts! FYL

perdix 29

Friday 16 November 2012 18:58

Three strikes, no balls . . . you're out!

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mattorama 15

Saturday 17 November 2012 18:59

Time to switch to briefs.

Likian5 26

Saturday 17 November 2012 19:00

Ouch, triple-kill... *assumes fetal position and shudders uncontrollably*

peacefaiiry 9

Saturday 17 November 2012 20:45

Are they too big?

guyverzerox 6

Saturday 17 November 2012 21:11

Jesus talk about a nut buster!

superdork6 8

Sunday 18 November 2012 0:10

talk about a series of unfortunate events.

Oceanborn_fml 24

Sunday 18 November 2012 0:43

Your girlfriend sits on your lap in a restaurant?

jeansltp 7

Sunday 18 November 2012 3:34

I almost cried when I read this. Fyl

VivatRegina 14

Sunday 18 November 2012 4:00

YDI for dating the kind of ***** who sits on laps in a restaurant.

amelia_suhayda 22

Sunday 18 November 2012 4:49

I'm still laughing. Thank you. Oh, and I'm sorry about your balls.

dhaxor 9

Sunday 18 November 2012 17:35

You must have huge nuts haha

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