Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML
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cutycat136
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Okay. Now just don't think of the size of that spider and its long legs taking it all the way to the couch tonight. Good luck OP :)
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coming back in the future
| 30
Only in Australia.,
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Welshite
| 39
Good job. You've just created a spider-poltergeist intent on vengeance. Watch out for ghostly webs and an increased number of dead flies. You might be next.
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Adeptus_Astartes
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Indeed, we must call the Inquisition in order to eliminate this un-holy threat! For the Imperium!
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MrsDruidess
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this could have all been avoided by following one simple rule - double tap!!
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anonpbc
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...who ya gonna call? ghostbusters!
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AnnaDeWitt
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There's no hope now, OP. The only way you'll win this is by burning your house down.
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psychopolarbear
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That's the go-to method in supernatural. Pesky murderous spirits? Douse it in gas and torch it. Problem solved.
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JMichael
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I personally like that method.
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captain_mal
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lol I like your style #8
ALWAYS ask WWS&DD (what would Sam and Dean do) hahaha
ALWAYS ask WWS&DD (what would Sam and Dean do) hahaha
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cksmith51
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All aboard the NOPE train!
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AutisticAbyss
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Seeing that OP is from Australia, a Goliath spider would demolish a nope train!
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mundanemermaid
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One ticket please.
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Levvy
| 22
Goliath birdeater spiders, unless you're referring to some different "goliath spider," don't live in Australia. They live in South America.
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cutycat136
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Okay. Now just don't think of the size of that spider and its long legs taking it all the way to the couch tonight. Good luck OP :)
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tbro47
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You are pure evil, lady.
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cutycat136
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#25 Who's soul do you think the spider found ?
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tbro47
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Good point. I guess in this case it pays to be more evil than the little bastard soul hunting.
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False_Stupidity
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Exactly #4, does OP really think that a mere couch is a safe haven from a vengeful spider?
These things walk up walls and along ceilings...
These things walk up walls and along ceilings...
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dblogic
| 19
***shudder***
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liamk_26
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One time a spider repelled from the ceiling and almost landed on me before I noticed him. I still don't sit on that couch very often...
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ThatDamHuntress
| 20
That happened to me while doing my homework at a table.
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Retaheki
| 27
Mission Impossible: Spider Protocol
Featuring liamk and some spider
In theatres SOON™
Featuring liamk and some spider
In theatres SOON™
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Chloecormier
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Think it's time to look for some were else to live
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emeraldisle
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I applaud you for even hitting the spider. I would've left the room and told some one else to kill it.
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coming back in the future
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Only in Australia.,
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mellajella
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The best place on Earth to see a spider eating a bird from the comfort of your own home.
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Retaheki
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Spider's probably so big it can make it to the couch in like 3 seconds.
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doodlecloud
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Yeah, I was going to vote ydi because I don't like killing spiders for no reason...THEN I saw OP was from Australia. Good luck OP. : (
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sturschaedel
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... where spiders have life-bars
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cheshireau
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Huntsman's can GTFO
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Iron_Pi
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Australia, where unless you kill the spider first, you can guarantee that you are next.
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Enslaved
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Couch? Haha like he can't still get to you!