By farksh - 7/3/2015 12:14 - Australia
Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML
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  Levvy  |  22

Goliath birdeater spiders, unless you're referring to some different "goliath spider," don't live in Australia. They live in South America.