FML : Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't...

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Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By farksh - / Saturday 7 March 2015 12:14 / Australia

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By cutycat136 | 28

#6224871 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:53

Okay. Now just don't think of the size of that spider and its long legs taking it all the way to the couch tonight. Good luck OP :)

By coming back in the future | 30

#6224877 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:57

Only in Australia.,

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By Welshite | 39

#6224862 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:48

Good job. You've just created a spider-poltergeist intent on vengeance. Watch out for ghostly webs and an increased number of dead flies. You might be next.

Adeptus_Astartes | 22

#6224913 - Sunday 8 March 2015 0:25

Indeed, we must call the Inquisition in order to eliminate this un-holy threat! For the Imperium!

MrsDruidess | 23

#6225372 - Sunday 8 March 2015 9:24

this could have all been avoided by following one simple rule - double tap!!

anonpbc | 20

#6225412 - Sunday 8 March 2015 12:16

...who ya gonna call? ghostbusters!

By AnnaDeWitt | 27

#6224863 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:48

There's no hope now, OP. The only way you'll win this is by burning your house down.

psychopolarbear | 28

#6224876 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:57

That's the go-to method in supernatural. Pesky murderous spirits? Douse it in gas and torch it. Problem solved.

JMichael | 25

#6224878 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:58

I personally like that method.

captain_mal | 19

#6225154 - Sunday 8 March 2015 5:19

lol I like your style #8
ALWAYS ask WWS&DD (what would Sam and Dean do) hahaha

By cksmith51 | 14

#6224868 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:50

All aboard the NOPE train!

AutisticAbyss | 10

#6224957 - Sunday 8 March 2015 1:10

Seeing that OP is from Australia, a Goliath spider would demolish a nope train!

mundanemermaid | 11

#6225439 - Sunday 8 March 2015 13:18

One ticket please.

Levvy | 22

#6225855 - Sunday 8 March 2015 22:54

Goliath birdeater spiders, unless you're referring to some different "goliath spider," don't live in Australia. They live in South America.

By cutycat136 | 28

#6224871 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:53

Okay. Now just don't think of the size of that spider and its long legs taking it all the way to the couch tonight. Good luck OP :)

tbro47 | 23

#6224922 - Sunday 8 March 2015 0:32

You are pure evil, lady.

cutycat136 | 28

#6224944 - Sunday 8 March 2015 0:57

#25 Who's soul do you think the spider found ?

tbro47 | 23

#6224953 - Sunday 8 March 2015 1:05

Good point. I guess in this case it pays to be more evil than the little bastard soul hunting.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6225022 - Sunday 8 March 2015 2:45

Exactly #4, does OP really think that a mere couch is a safe haven from a vengeful spider?
These things walk up walls and along ceilings...

dblogic | 19

#6226233 - Monday 9 March 2015 5:42

***shudder***

By liamk_26 | 16

#6224873 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:54

One time a spider repelled from the ceiling and almost landed on me before I noticed him. I still don't sit on that couch very often...

ThatDamHuntress | 20

#6224885 - Sunday 8 March 2015 0:02

That happened to me while doing my homework at a table.

Retaheki | 27

#6224998 - Sunday 8 March 2015 2:11

Mission Impossible: Spider Protocol

Featuring liamk and some spider

In theatres SOON™

By Chloecormier | 2

#6224874 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:54

Think it's time to look for some were else to live

By emeraldisle | 30

#6224875 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:54

I applaud you for even hitting the spider. I would've left the room and told some one else to kill it.

By coming back in the future | 30

#6224877 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:57

Only in Australia.,

mellajella | 14

#6224910 - Sunday 8 March 2015 0:22

The best place on Earth to see a spider eating a bird from the comfort of your own home.

Retaheki | 27

#6225000 - Sunday 8 March 2015 2:12

Spider's probably so big it can make it to the couch in like 3 seconds.

doodlecloud | 26

#6225101 - Sunday 8 March 2015 4:47

Yeah, I was going to vote ydi because I don't like killing spiders for no reason...THEN I saw OP was from Australia. Good luck OP. : (

sturschaedel | 27

#6225365 - Sunday 8 March 2015 8:53

... where spiders have life-bars

cheshireau | 26

#6225374 - Sunday 8 March 2015 9:25

Huntsman's can GTFO

By Iron_Pi | 1

#6224880 - Saturday 7 March 2015 23:59

Australia, where unless you kill the spider first, you can guarantee that you are next.

By Enslaved | 36

#6224881 - Sunday 8 March 2015 0:00

Couch? Haha like he can't still get to you!

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