By farksh - 07/03/2015 12:14 - Australia

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 168
You deserved it 6 275
Animals
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

cutycat136 28
Send a private message

Okay. Now just don't think of the size of that spider and its long legs taking it all the way to the couch tonight. Good luck OP :)

171 4
Reply Report
Next

Comments

Welshite 39
Send a private message

Good job. You've just created a spider-poltergeist intent on vengeance. Watch out for ghostly webs and an increased number of dead flies. You might be next.

102 12
Reply Report
Adeptus_Astartes 22
Send a private message

Indeed, we must call the Inquisition in order to eliminate this un-holy threat! For the Imperium!

12 1
Reply Report
MrsDruidess 23
Send a private message

this could have all been avoided by following one simple rule - double tap!!

9 1
Reply Report
anonpbc 20
Send a private message

...who ya gonna call? ghostbusters!

4 1
Reply Report
AnnaDeWitt 27
Send a private message

There's no hope now, OP. The only way you'll win this is by burning your house down.

102 9
Reply Report
psychopolarbear 28

That's the go-to method in supernatural. Pesky murderous spirits? Douse it in gas and torch it. Problem solved.

36 0
Reply Report
JMichael 25

I personally like that method.

19 2
Reply Report
captain_mal 19
Send a private message

lol I like your style #8 ALWAYS ask WWS&DD (what would Sam and Dean do) hahaha

8 4
Reply Report
cksmith51 14
Send a private message

All aboard the NOPE train!

65 10
Reply Report
AutisticAbyss 10
Send a private message

Seeing that OP is from Australia, a Goliath spider would demolish a nope train!

37 2
Reply Report
mundanemermaid 11
Send a private message

One ticket please.

6 0
Reply Report
Levvy 22
Send a private message

Goliath birdeater spiders, unless you're referring to some different "goliath spider," don't live in Australia. They live in South America.

1 1
Reply Report
cutycat136 28
Send a private message

Okay. Now just don't think of the size of that spider and its long legs taking it all the way to the couch tonight. Good luck OP :)

171 4
Reply Report
tbro47 23
Send a private message

You are pure evil, lady.

32 3
Reply Report
cutycat136 28
Send a private message

#25 Who's soul do you think the spider found ?

27 1
Reply Report
tbro47 23
Send a private message

Good point. I guess in this case it pays to be more evil than the little bastard soul hunting.

13 3
Reply Report
False_Stupidity 41
Send a private message

Exactly #4, does OP really think that a mere couch is a safe haven from a vengeful spider? These things walk up walls and along ceilings...

11 4
Reply Report
dblogic 19

***shudder***

0 3
Reply Report
liamk_26 16
Send a private message

One time a spider repelled from the ceiling and almost landed on me before I noticed him. I still don't sit on that couch very often...

30 6
Reply Report
ThatDamHuntress 20
Send a private message

That happened to me while doing my homework at a table.

3 2
Reply Report
Retaheki 27
Send a private message

Mission Impossible: Spider Protocol Featuring liamk and some spider In theatres SOON™

6 4
Reply Report
Chloecormier 2
Send a private message

Think it's time to look for some were else to live

13 7
Reply Report
emeraldisle 30
Send a private message

I applaud you for even hitting the spider. I would've left the room and told some one else to kill it.

23 12
Reply Report
mellajella 14
Send a private message

The best place on Earth to see a spider eating a bird from the comfort of your own home.

34 1
Reply Report
Retaheki 27
Send a private message

Spider's probably so big it can make it to the couch in like 3 seconds.

13 1
Reply Report
doodlecloud 26
Send a private message

Yeah, I was going to vote ydi because I don't like killing spiders for no reason...THEN I saw OP was from Australia. Good luck OP. : (

5 8
Reply Report
sturschaedel 27
Send a private message

... where spiders have life-bars

3 1
Reply Report
cheshireau 26

Huntsman's can GTFO

6 1
Reply Report
Iron_Pi 1
Send a private message

Australia, where unless you kill the spider first, you can guarantee that you are next.

24 4
Reply Report
Enslaved 36
Send a private message

Couch? Haha like he can't still get to you!

26 3
Reply Report
Next