By farksh - 07/03/2015 12:14 - Australia

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML
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cutycat136 28

Okay. Now just don't think of the size of that spider and its long legs taking it all the way to the couch tonight. Good luck OP :)

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Welshite 39

Good job. You've just created a spider-poltergeist intent on vengeance. Watch out for ghostly webs and an increased number of dead flies. You might be next.

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

Indeed, we must call the Inquisition in order to eliminate this un-holy threat! For the Imperium!

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MrsDruidess 23

this could have all been avoided by following one simple rule - double tap!!

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anonpbc 20

...who ya gonna call? ghostbusters!

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AnnaDeWitt 27

There's no hope now, OP. The only way you'll win this is by burning your house down.

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psychopolarbear 28

That's the go-to method in supernatural. Pesky murderous spirits? Douse it in gas and torch it. Problem solved.

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JMichael 25

I personally like that method.

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captain_mal 19

lol I like your style #8 ALWAYS ask WWS&DD (what would Sam and Dean do) hahaha

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AutisticAbyss 10

Seeing that OP is from Australia, a Goliath spider would demolish a nope train!

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Levvy 22

Goliath birdeater spiders, unless you're referring to some different "goliath spider," don't live in Australia. They live in South America.

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cutycat136 28

Okay. Now just don't think of the size of that spider and its long legs taking it all the way to the couch tonight. Good luck OP :)

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cutycat136 28

#25 Who's soul do you think the spider found ?

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tbro47 23

Good point. I guess in this case it pays to be more evil than the little bastard soul hunting.

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False_Stupidity 41

Exactly #4, does OP really think that a mere couch is a safe haven from a vengeful spider? These things walk up walls and along ceilings...

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liamk_26 16

One time a spider repelled from the ceiling and almost landed on me before I noticed him. I still don't sit on that couch very often...

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ThatDamHuntress 20

That happened to me while doing my homework at a table.

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Retaheki 27

Mission Impossible: Spider Protocol Featuring liamk and some spider In theatres SOON™

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Chloecormier 2

Think it's time to look for some were else to live

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emeraldisle 30

I applaud you for even hitting the spider. I would've left the room and told some one else to kill it.

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mellajella 14

The best place on Earth to see a spider eating a bird from the comfort of your own home.

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Retaheki 27

Spider's probably so big it can make it to the couch in like 3 seconds.

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doodlecloud 26

Yeah, I was going to vote ydi because I don't like killing spiders for no reason...THEN I saw OP was from Australia. Good luck OP. : (

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cheshireau 26

Huntsman's can GTFO

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Iron_Pi 1

Australia, where unless you kill the spider first, you can guarantee that you are next.

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Enslaved 36

Couch? Haha like he can't still get to you!

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