By igotpride - 09/12/2013 21:01 - United States
Add a comment - Reply to : #
They do say you swallow a few spiders in your sleep each year, don't freak out too much just brush your teeth and try to forget about it.
Well depending on if it was still alive or not, you may still have killed it...just not the way you had hoped
Spiders are a terrible being with the only valid purpose of killing other insects. They are like insect exterminators yet we exterminate the exterminators.... not to go off topic here but that sounds like a new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie "Exterminating the Exterminators"....Ah yes back to my point. They deserve to die a horrid death with an informal burial. Once caught in a tissue and hurled in to the porcelain throne i generally urinate on said spider for invading my privacy. They don't pay rent for living at my house they shall receive the flush of shame.
That's kinda what I was thinking. But instead it was a relative of the spider you killed who came back for revenge. That's just the beginning though. They're going to invade your body and hundreds of his family members are going to attack from the inside out. And when they're finished eating your insides, they'll all exit your body through your mouth and nose. (Yeah I'm a little crazy, haha)