Animals: Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to...

By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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By spiderwoman - 04/11/2012 17:12 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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You deserved it 4 027

By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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You deserved it 12 473

By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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You deserved it 2 447

Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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You deserved it 878

Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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You deserved it 44 882

By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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You deserved it 3 180

Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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You deserved it 160

Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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You deserved it 323

Seegtease 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:47

Spider got some ACTION before it died.

FBIWarning 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:47

At least you killed it :)

Comments

FBIWarning 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:47

At least you killed it :)

pingpongpickle 8

Saturday 10 April 2010 20:35

ew take a shower

tdog_ossim 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:26

pics or its fske >:)

22cute 17

Friday 30 March 2012 4:37

YDI for killing spiders

bossman57 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 21:26

The idea of wearing granny panties

Seegtease 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:47

Spider got some ACTION before it died.

popoman 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:45

Are you hot?

brinky09 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 12:05

Bahh hahaha nice. I say YDI for not checkin yo undies before putting them on. Fa sho.

tweetbaby14 18

Sunday 4 April 2010 15:32

hahaha that's sooo hot jk. I feel bad for the spider we need to throw it a funeral.

NzxtZ06 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 7:03

agreed wih 57, If you're hot, that spider got some ass and died happy

PurpleLlamas 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 10:45

158-when you get up in the morning, is the first thing you do check your undies for any spiders? if so you dont get out much

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 0:40

no but most ppl dont put on underwear with their eyes closed.

robinhoood 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:49

Yeah... if it runs for cover under something... jump on that something till no living thing could have survived. o.O

singer4life666 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:48

atleast you got some head.

Steel_BZ 8

Friday 3 February 2012 10:50

Girls can get head.. They jus usually don't call it that.

carmel 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:49

how did you not notice it crawl up your leg into your undies? Or did it hide in your undies before you put them on? I'm surprised it didn't bite you haha Spider got some ACTION before it died!