chrskr13
Soborg, Denmark
Spooked
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
yuckspider
United States
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
farksh
Australia
Creepy
Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML
somuchforthat
Australia
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
eebie jeebies
Cypress, United States
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Anonymous
Warman, Canada
Juicy breakfast
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
AussieGirl
Australia
Freaked
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
terrified
Forest City, United States
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Seline
Creeped out
Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML
Shrieking_Shack_Maiden
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
thatsnotacat
West End, Australia
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
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Jall8089 9
You saw a spider on the floor, so you slept on the floor instead of up in your bed? 🤔
maverick83 15
The phrase “had to” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
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Jall8089 9
You saw a spider on the floor, so you slept on the floor instead of up in your bed? 🤔
maverick83 15
The phrase “had to” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
cuz803 46
Why so many YDI's when the world knows arachnophobia is extremely common? Unsympathetic lot.
Jendaflooid 6
Because, as Jall said, they saw a spider on the floor, so rather than sleep up off of the floor in a bed, they slept on the floor.
RichardPencil 32
Good, so you could be closer to the ants and roaches!
FluffythePink 24
I feel you. I woke up to a spider on my pillow once, freaked, Mum came in, turned the light on saw the issue, told me to stop being dramatic, turned the light off and shut the door. I slept in the lounge for a week. Now I live on my own I LOVE the plug in vermin and bug repellers. I have one in every room and no spiders. I originally bought them for a rat problem in my first flat, discovered that spiders don't really like them either and kept them. The new fangled hand held vacuums are great for the odd stray that wanders in during the summer as well. Chin up and ignore the people who really just don't understand. You are not alone. 🫂💋
Gubbon 17
You think it can't crawl up a cushion, or what?