Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 040
You deserved it 149

Same thing different taste

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Pro tip: Every house has spiders. Period. Accept it. You may not see them, but they are there. Always. Sleep well!

According to the recent series of documentary films, you're about to gain superpowers. With great power comes great responsibility.

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Pro tip: Every house has spiders. Period. Accept it. You may not see them, but they are there. Always. Sleep well!

According to the recent series of documentary films, you're about to gain superpowers. With great power comes great responsibility.

He'll probably get more or better superpowers in that case. Maybe he'll gain the power to change a pile of gravel into milkshakes. Or bust into places and break things up just before the bad guys do an egregious patent infringement.