Today, I told my mom about how my friend is going to China for a year instead of college. My mom suggested that I could do the same. When I told her that a trip to China is probably more expensive than my college tuition, my mom replied, "Not for a one way ticket". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me the night before our school trip that I’m not going so she could get a refund. Now I have to stay alone with my mom for a week, while my friends are having the time of their life in NYC. FML
Today, I suggested that my mother download Skype so we could video chat while I'm studying in London over the summer. After I had explained how it worked and that it was free, she said "Well...you'll only be gone for a few months. It's not really worth it." FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
Today, my parents refused to visit me at college because "the flights are too expensive." They are currently shopping for a new car to replace my mother's two-year-old Porsche. FML
Today, my mom found out I'm failing three classes. Now she won't let me go to a convention I bought passes for weeks in advance. Each pass was $45, and I bought 2 more for my friends. You do the math on that, because I apparently can't. FML
Today, I was telling my mom about how my dentist lectured me for not doing a cleaning in the past 5 years. I haven’t been able to do so because of affordability. My mom asked, “How about the thousands of dollars you spend in concert tickets and plane tickets to party and slut out with your friends every year?" FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
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2cool4you 0
thats something mine would say
mosarmini 0
Well take a hint xD
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2cool4you 0
thats something mine would say
rob8625 0
Ya your mom doesn't love you
yamba_fml 0
YDI for not killing her at birth
StingMunFizzy 0
Bs.. It was a joke.. :l YDI for being such an uptight person..
Dahlia_F 0
even if it wasn't a joke, why would she pay for you to go to china round trip? she would be expecting you to work and buy a ticket home. duh. i agree with #25 YDI for being an uptight and whiny person.
sublime93 0
...Yes, **** your life because you can't take a ******* joke. *sigh* This site's only good for the comments now.
Dahlia_F 0
also agreed.
americayay 0
I think you're looking for www.mylifeisaverage.com.
heavenandhell 0
its because your gay
billchilled 0
Lol yeah. xD
kewlcat 0
yeah but MLIA is like 10x funnier than FML and this isnt funny at all...
smartwater 0
not that bad, ull be there for a year so why would she buy u a 2 way ticket if you would be there for a year...think about it
argumentum 0
blah blah blah
ryguy997 0
75 has made a good observation. true, how true.
th3buhs 0
what
doyougiveacrap 0
china is not that bad go to yichang dragon bar
ILoveAsianGirls 0
YDI, for being a bad kid
slasher29 0
#2 or fml for having a bad mom (though she may have been joking) anyway, why would you go to china? that's were all the pollution and smog are and lead-based toys are made. japan makes all our cameras and cars and phones. they are so much cooler
slasher29 0
oops i meant fyl
pimaximus 0
I agree. YDI for being a failure.
plasticbag88 0
Rofl? How do you know that he/she is a bad child/failure? The post has no evidence of it. Jumping-to-conclusion-trolls.
Shots_HK 0
Your cars are made in the USA, and the cameras and phones that you buy are made in China.
marionette_fml 0
you are an ignorant tool. obviously someone's been brainwashed by hypocritical western media.
Nightfallz 0
LOL your mom is awesome
Ox_Baker 0
Exactly. This isn't an FML. She just said a joke.
flopears115 0
yeah i agree. i was reading through the comments and i was like "wow...it was a joke..." no parent would seriously say that....hahaaa but i agree, i love your mom's sense of humor, it reminds me of my best friend's mom!
mosarmini 0
Well take a hint xD
LebChickOnFira 0
have fun in china lol
monkey_boy984 0
FIRST!!!!!!
Suekoff16 3
That may work
videokid2000 10
-looks at time you posted- -looks at time first posted- FAIL!!!!!!
videokid2000 10
-looks at time you posted- -looks at time first posted- FAIL!!!!!!
iloveespresso 0
it depends on how she was saying it. but you could get a one way ticket there and when youre there and ready to go back, you can buy another one way like once u had a job in china.
ehmagawd 0
lol I was going on a one month trip to France and my dad kept begging me to stay longer. He was just joking though, don't worry I'm sure your mom is joking too :)
teh_bear 0
you must have been adopted
jadiyy 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAH this is funny. I'm sure she loves you. She'll call! ..maybe. JK. OMFG i have no idea what I'm saying. Suggest you go to France! That's way cooler.