By fuck wannabe knowitalls - 3/6/2013 23:13 - United States
Today, I received a death threat from some nutball accusing me of being part of some big government conspiracy called "Haarp." According to this psycho, I'm responsible for causing the recent tornadoes in Oklahoma. I'm just a small-time weatherman. FML
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  dancinwookie  |  21

Jjimen1654, I've spoken out against the grammar Nazis before, but "whethear"? You somehow managed to mash 'whether' with what may have been 'weather'. Now look at my profile picture.

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  domking1315  |  20

High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program. Its like hundreds of these cell phone towers in alaska that have the potential power and energy to drastically change the weather. The program exsists but theres a conspiracy that the government uses/will use it to destroy the world or some crazy mess like that

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  cmayer  |  20

HAARP is one of my favorite conspiracy theories. Mostly bc the believers blame every single weather anomaly on HAARP. It boggles the mind.

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  AngrySailor  |  17

There are all sorts or theories about HAARP. Some interesting stuff, weather manipulation, alien communications/technology, world power grid, suppressed technology originally developed by Nikola Tesla. Hard to believe they aren't up to "something" in Alaska!

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  badboyinc88  |  1

Haarp can trigger weather activity it is Nikola Teslas design with his dated instruments he was able to do many magnificent things with tiny instruments 70 years ago while most people are not as brilliant as tesla the technology has improved so who actually knows

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  bamagrl410  |  31

I've actually never heard of this theory before now. Am I the only one?