By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML
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DocBastard 38
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You had paper thrown at you? PAPER?? NO!!! The horror! Anything but the paper! What will the bullies do next? Whisper vaguely inappropriate obscenities in your direction?

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WompWompWomp123 7
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Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?

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Fernando83 19
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What was your argument?

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Somuchart 3
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That shits real!

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Ambient25 24
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Gonna be a lot of "car accidents" on the news...

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Damian95 16
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I'm sorry but Brian Griffin supported a lot of ideas that would mean everyone in the world would think the same way. That sounds more pro illuminati than con. They wouldn't take him out if he supported their ideas.

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Ambient25 24
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Unless it was disinformation! Dun dun dunnnn

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CarbonCoach 11
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I thought you were talking about brian in family guy. I was confused there... Yup I know nothing :/

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sierramist94XD 4
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it is Brian from family guy...

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incoherentrmblr 21
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It's always the illuminati...

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ChenEighty 20
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They had perfect right! Brian Griffin was a danger to the sanctity of the government. Clearly.

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caohm 18
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that's right! and now that a fictional tv show character is gone nothing stands in our way!! YOUR GOVERNMENTS SHALL FALL!!

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Kamon97 23
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And Brian is an atheist right? It all makes sense now! :o

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kinky44 28
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I was gonna say FYL, but then I thought: paper? Who cares

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Ambient25 24
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A rock cares

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SnoochBoochie 14
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Beat me to it. Guess I'll cut out now.

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WompWompWomp123 7
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Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?

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You_Screwed_Up 7
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Brian Griffin hit by a car, Brian O'Connor killed in car accident a few days later. Totes illuminati bros!

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sunnyray812 42
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A belief is a belief. Your classmate should've accepted that instead of throwing things at you like a little kid.

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JesterJosh 5
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I read this and thought of some friends joking around when OP walks up and acts like a douche saying that's not true and gets all serious so they threw a paper ball at him. That would explain the situation better. Or OP was getting trolled.

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HowieDoIt 21
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Does he know the show creator is Seth Mcfarlane, not Walt Disney?

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Ambient25 24
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That's what they WANT you to believe......kiflon.

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angelitared 27
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Wtf is up with these generations!! God help us all.

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sempiternal80816 9
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The Illuminati doesn't existttttt

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ChenEighty 20
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Why so many ttttttts?

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sempiternal80816 9
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U don't understand. If PMRants decides to use this comment, he's gonna have a tough time pronouncing all those T's.

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Enslaved 36
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Don't be so "Third Eye Blind".

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cyttex 13
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That's what they want you to think 9.

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DavidKnows 11
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That's right! We don't exist.

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angelitared 27
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Wtf is up with this generation? God help us all!!

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Sinistra_Blue 12
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Just add, "That's what the government wants you to think." at the end of every statement to make it sound like a conspiracy.

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perdix 29
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"It's what *raise eyebrow* THEY would have you believe." By not identifying "they," it's makes it creepier and more credible.

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little_one1 14
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Your comments were already creepy before that!

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