By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 044
You deserved it 5 261

Same thing different taste

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You had paper thrown at you? PAPER?? NO!!! The horror! Anything but the paper! What will the bullies do next? Whisper vaguely inappropriate obscenities in your direction?

WompWompWomp123 7

Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?


Gonna be a lot of "car accidents" on the news...

Damian95 16

I'm sorry but Brian Griffin supported a lot of ideas that would mean everyone in the world would think the same way. That sounds more pro illuminati than con. They wouldn't take him out if he supported their ideas.

Unless it was disinformation! Dun dun dunnnn

I thought you were talking about brian in family guy. I was confused there... Yup I know nothing :/

incoherentrmblr 21

They had perfect right! Brian Griffin was a danger to the sanctity of the government. Clearly.

caohm 18

that's right! and now that a fictional tv show character is gone nothing stands in our way!! YOUR GOVERNMENTS SHALL FALL!!

And Brian is an atheist right? It all makes sense now! :o

I was gonna say FYL, but then I thought: paper? Who cares

WompWompWomp123 7

Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?

Brian Griffin hit by a car, Brian O'Connor killed in car accident a few days later. Totes illuminati bros!

A belief is a belief. Your classmate should've accepted that instead of throwing things at you like a little kid.

I read this and thought of some friends joking around when OP walks up and acts like a douche saying that's not true and gets all serious so they threw a paper ball at him. That would explain the situation better. Or OP was getting trolled.

Does he know the show creator is Seth Mcfarlane, not Walt Disney?

That's what they WANT you to believe......kiflon.

Wtf is up with these generations!! God help us all.

U don't understand. If PMRants decides to use this comment, he's gonna have a tough time pronouncing all those T's.

That's what they want you to think 9.

DavidKnows 11

Wtf is up with this generation? God help us all!!

Sinistra_Blue 12

Just add, "That's what the government wants you to think." at the end of every statement to make it sound like a conspiracy.

perdix 29

"It's what *raise eyebrow* THEY would have you believe." By not identifying "they," it's makes it creepier and more credible.

Your comments were already creepy before that!