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What was your argument?
Gonna be a lot of "car accidents" on the news...
Unless it was disinformation! Dun dun dunnnn
I thought you were talking about brian in family guy. I was confused there... Yup I know nothing :/
it is Brian from family guy...
They had perfect right! Brian Griffin was a danger to the sanctity of the government. Clearly.
And Brian is an atheist right? It all makes sense now! :o
Brian Griffin hit by a car, Brian O'Connor killed in car accident a few days later. Totes illuminati bros!
A belief is a belief. Your classmate should've accepted that instead of throwing things at you like a little kid.
I read this and thought of some friends joking around when OP walks up and acts like a douche saying that's not true and gets all serious so they threw a paper ball at him. That would explain the situation better. Or OP was getting trolled.
Wtf is up with these generations!! God help us all.
The Illuminati doesn't existttttt
Why so many ttttttts?
U don't understand. If PMRants decides to use this comment, he's gonna have a tough time pronouncing all those T's.
Don't be so "Third Eye Blind".
That's what they want you to think 9.
Wtf is up with this generation? God help us all!!
Just add, "That's what the government wants you to think." at the end of every statement to make it sound like a conspiracy.
Your comments were already creepy before that!
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You had paper thrown at you? PAPER?? NO!!! The horror! Anything but the paper! What will the bullies do next? Whisper vaguely inappropriate obscenities in your direction?
Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?