By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 013
You deserved it 5 251

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You had paper thrown at you? PAPER?? NO!!! The horror! Anything but the paper! What will the bullies do next? Whisper vaguely inappropriate obscenities in your direction?

Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?


What was your argument?

That shits real!

Gonna be a lot of "car accidents" on the news...

I'm sorry but Brian Griffin supported a lot of ideas that would mean everyone in the world would think the same way. That sounds more pro illuminati than con. They wouldn't take him out if he supported their ideas.

Unless it was disinformation! Dun dun dunnnn

I thought you were talking about brian in family guy. I was confused there... Yup I know nothing :/

it is Brian from family guy...

It's always the illuminati...

They had perfect right! Brian Griffin was a danger to the sanctity of the government. Clearly.

that's right! and now that a fictional tv show character is gone nothing stands in our way!! YOUR GOVERNMENTS SHALL FALL!!

And Brian is an atheist right? It all makes sense now! :o

I was gonna say FYL, but then I thought: paper? Who cares

A rock cares

Beat me to it. Guess I'll cut out now.

Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?

Brian Griffin hit by a car, Brian O'Connor killed in car accident a few days later. Totes illuminati bros!

A belief is a belief. Your classmate should've accepted that instead of throwing things at you like a little kid.

I read this and thought of some friends joking around when OP walks up and acts like a douche saying that's not true and gets all serious so they threw a paper ball at him. That would explain the situation better. Or OP was getting trolled.

Does he know the show creator is Seth Mcfarlane, not Walt Disney?

That's what they WANT you to believe......kiflon.

Wtf is up with these generations!! God help us all.

The Illuminati doesn't existttttt

Why so many ttttttts?

U don't understand. If PMRants decides to use this comment, he's gonna have a tough time pronouncing all those T's.

Don't be so "Third Eye Blind".

That's what they want you to think 9.

That's right! We don't exist.

Wtf is up with this generation? God help us all!!

Just add, "That's what the government wants you to think." at the end of every statement to make it sound like a conspiracy.

"It's what *raise eyebrow* THEY would have you believe." By not identifying "they," it's makes it creepier and more credible.

Your comments were already creepy before that!