By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 850
You deserved it 14 831

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I suspect it's because they're tired of your stupid pranks.

What is an upper decker??

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I suspect it's because they're tired of your stupid pranks.

26 - It's when you take a (massive) shit in the tank above the toilet, resulting in it not being found for some time, making a horrid stench and being an asspain to clean up.

Haha what an awesome prank IMO

it's like the story the boy who cried wolf. except without all the townspeople and flesh-eating beasts. :~)

EWWW how GROSS.

EWWWW That is really GROSS ! OP GROW THE FUCK UP ! you deserve to be fired ! I have no pity for you.

Right now, there are 374 FYLs and 374 YDIs...keep it that way!!!

#39: lol um no OP didn't do that =/ please re-read the FML carefully.

I suspect, your fucked

FYL OP. This sucks.

This happens to me at school xD (being blamed, not shitting in the top part of the toilet O___O)

lol they prankes you back

pranked* the d and the s are next to eachother on the keyboard, my bad xD

Ha ha! Omg I had to explain myself. You do know there's an edit feature right?

Ha ha! Omg I had to explain myself. You do know there's an edit feature right?

Ha ha! Omg I had to explain myself. You do know there's an edit feature right?

What is an upper decker??

When someone takes a shit in the cistern (top part of toilet)

Watch The Office (U.S)

Thank you 8, I didn't know what that was either

It's a fucking bitch to clean up and takes people a long time to find where the horrid stench is coming from.. I'd kill someone if they did that to my toilet. Except it is the ultimate revenge. Someone pisses you off, just upper decker their toilet.

Well OP knew the risks when he singed up to be the office prankster its just not a job for everyone. We lose so many new recruites that way its a damn shame

its worse when the shit sits there, then when you flush the toilet, bam, shit instead of water. Most disgusting thing ever.

That's what you get for not taking your job seriously

Jim Halpert just got owned

Kind of like the boy who cried wolf except with pranks, and someone taking a dump in the cistern

2 things 1: good analogy 2: nice profile pic

I kno 12, already said it, but your profile pic makes me laugh every time.

Maybe you shouldn't be annoying and play idiot pranks on your colleagues.

Well, uh... You wanted people to see you that way, so now they do. What'd you expect?

The one time you don't do it, is the one time you WILL take the heat for it. That's life for you. FYL dude

Demand DNA testing on the evidence? ;)

Dude, I totally thought you were a girl at first...