Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left...

By Anonymous - 2/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

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By azcardinals1307 | 2

#3379495 - Monday 3 October 2011 0:58

I suspect it's because they're tired of your stupid pranks.

By Neilish | 15

#3379525 - Monday 3 October 2011 1:01

What is an upper decker??

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By azcardinals1307 | 2

#3379495 - Monday 3 October 2011 0:58

I suspect it's because they're tired of your stupid pranks.

Death_From_Above | 0

#3379655 - Monday 3 October 2011 1:16

Sucks to suck!

freddyisepic | 2

#3379788 - Monday 3 October 2011 1:47

An upper-decker?

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3379855 - Monday 3 October 2011 2:09

26 - It's when you take a (massive) shit in the tank above the toilet, resulting in it not being found for some time, making a horrid stench and being an asspain to clean up.

freddyisepic | 2

#3379899 - Monday 3 October 2011 2:20

Haha what an awesome prank IMO

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3379936 - Monday 3 October 2011 2:28

it's like the story the boy who cried wolf. except without all the townspeople and flesh-eating beasts. :~)

BadKitty13 | 27

#3379993 - Monday 3 October 2011 2:42

EWWW how GROSS.

BadKitty13 | 27

#3380007 - Monday 3 October 2011 2:45

EWWWW That is really GROSS ! OP GROW THE FUCK UP ! you deserve to be fired ! I have no pity for you.

Andr913 | 13

#3380052 - Monday 3 October 2011 3:00

Right now, there are 374 FYLs and 374 YDIs...keep it that way!!!

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3380077 - Monday 3 October 2011 3:15

#39: lol um no OP didn't do that =/ please re-read the FML carefully.

chell1894 | 13

#3380096 - Monday 3 October 2011 3:19

I suspect, your fucked

white16sox | 19

#3380665 - Monday 3 October 2011 5:36

FYL OP. This sucks.

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3381110 - Monday 3 October 2011 8:17

This happens to me at school xD (being blamed, not shitting in the top part of the toilet O___O)

By UMad_Bro | 3

#3379502 - Monday 3 October 2011 0:58

lol they prankes you back

UMad_Bro | 3

#3379593 - Monday 3 October 2011 1:06

pranked* the d and the s are next to eachother on the keyboard, my bad xD

citymayer | 7

#3380893 - Monday 3 October 2011 6:33

Ha ha! Omg I had to explain myself.

You do know there's an edit feature right?

citymayer | 7

#3380895 - Monday 3 October 2011 6:33

Ha ha! Omg I had to explain myself.

You do know there's an edit feature right?

citymayer | 7

#3380898 - Monday 3 October 2011 6:33

Ha ha! Omg I had to explain myself.

You do know there's an edit feature right?

By Neilish | 15

#3379525 - Monday 3 October 2011 1:01

What is an upper decker??

ArcadePie | 10

#3379563 - Monday 3 October 2011 1:03

When someone takes a shit in the cistern (top part of toilet)

Silenthunter | 0

#3379687 - Monday 3 October 2011 1:23

Watch The Office (U.S)

ShyAnn29 | 14

#3379764 - Monday 3 October 2011 1:43

Thank you 8, I didn't know what that was either

chell1894 | 13

#3380107 - Monday 3 October 2011 3:22

It's a fucking bitch to clean up and takes people a long time to find where the horrid stench is coming from.. I'd kill someone if they did that to my toilet. Except it is the ultimate revenge. Someone pisses you off, just upper decker their toilet.

Iheartfunny | 1

#3380272 - Monday 3 October 2011 4:07

Well OP knew the risks when he singed up to be the office prankster its just not a job for everyone.

We lose so many new recruites that way its a damn shame