Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my granddaddy called me with the sole purpose of letting me know that I’ve gotten so fat, he doesn’t even recognize me anymore. I’ve been silently suffering with a health condition that causes major weight gain. FML
Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, like every other month, I accompanied my paternal grandfather to visit his doctor who's as old as he is, and whom I never spoke to ever. As I waited outside, for the first time ever, grandpa had me come in to meet his doctor. The very moment I stepped into his office, he greeted me with a, "He's obese!" FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed out my slightly larger than usual belly and made fun of it, by comparing it to a kidney bag. I’ve been underweight since I was 13, and when I finally gain weight someone has to make fun of it. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
"You're next, old man."
yaikwhed 6
aren't you?
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Comments (82)
yaikwhed 6
aren't you?
osnapp55 0
i think that i would slap some body
noobgang7 5
lol I know...obviously you are gaining weight so it must be your fault
jpgray1982 0
omg a whole family died?!? fyl indeed
nates0210 0
maybe it's not a bad thing... maybe he likes a little badonkadonk.
Horney4her69 0
I hate all these fmls like this... here's a hint: iF YOU DONT WANT TO BE CALLED FAT, DONT BE FAT.
asianwolf 2
that when you say "you damned hypocrite!".
arpeggioss 0
yeah lose weight ya fuckass
cincyboy 0
lol damn that sucks
Monikabug 9
When the OP said a family funeral, I believe they meant a funeral for a member of their family, not a funeral for their entire family. Just gonna throw that out there.
Misguided_Ghost 0
your stupid don't yu mean; if you don't want to be called fat, you shouldn't be posting things about how you gained weight. Of course there's gonna be people out there that's gonna call you fat. retard. =
Rustbin 0
While we're at it, 'gonna' is not a word, pendatic. Seriously, stop with correcting those tiny mistakes people make. Not everyone is an English native, you know. Let's see you talk spanish fluently (no this isn't a challenge, you get my point.) And if you do feel the need to correct someone that badly, please do it in a friendly manner. Otherwise it just screams of 'lol u r stupid i r better then u bcuz i talk english n u make mistakes lol'
Rustbin 0
It did give me good base to start didn't it? Although what you say doesn't really make sense. If you saw someone correcting someone else on a mistake in a demeaning way, and you see that person making a similar mistake, ofcourse you're going to use it against him, common logic. And I don't know, maybe we should just try to give them a break and try to respond in nicer ways to people like that? Who wasn't an internet tough gay when he was around 12, right? I mean, I'm all for correcting spelling or grammar mistakes on some occasions. Just please don't try to be demeaning or witty about it and don't focus you're entire post on it. I think that's what pisses most people off. I don't think people are exactly willing to learn if they're corrected by someone annoying, right? :P Oh and this isn't necessarily aimed at you, but can you please stop correcting ur and u, people KNOW it's you're and you, they're just too lazy to type the extra two letters, let them be.
thesunshotme 0
It doesn't even mean that you're actually fat. I get that all the time (and I'm not even close to being fat). For some reason family members can't see how that kind of statement can be offensive... in fact, some of them even think it's a compliment. EDIT:// This wasn't a reply!!! Argh FML comment limbo strikes again
baby_val 0
exactly
im2good25 0
I r better
ImaginaryFoe 1
Rustbin, I know what you mean about the hypercritical people who apparently lurk with no other object but to insult and demean others. I've been tempted to be one when I see a flagrantly terrible comment. Pendatic isn't one of those people though. I really don't feel I can defend him any better than he's explained himself but I just wanted to confirm his statement. I've only seen him critique those who lash out at others.
ladyfizzle 0
first!
sierralem 3
fail! lol
noobgang7 5
bitch fail!! Ha
noobgang7 5
where did the "first" comment go?? NVM lol
TheAbsentOne 0
Way to fail.
noobgang7 5
lol fail biittcchh
marc33 0
ur not first, stupid...!! and stop trying to be 1 st..!! retarded.... lol
ImaginaryFoe 1
ladyfizzail! Sorry, all. I'm bored and getting sleepy.
maskedman 9
Maybe your grandfather likes all the attention the guy in the casket is getting. He's just trying to get closer to his own funeral, by insulting people.
gunta 0
You went to a funeral for a whole family?!?!?! That takes skill. oh and FYL
a_peyton 3
Maybe you should pay a little more attention to whoever died, instead of complaining about your weight. Who cares?
korn247 5
chit chating at a funeral - odd. but fyl
perdix 31
"You're next, old man."
bishoprsv2 0
win
Hiropon 0
He probably is next... meanie pedo man.
transcedental 18
hah one of my favorite jokes ^^
perdix 31
Thanks, pendatic. I resisted the temptation to start with, "You should have said. . ." and decided to go minimalist. It seems to have worked! ;)
denbeste 3
YDI for gaining weigth.
alexandraa_fml 0
Third times a charm.
GeneralCha 3
Lmao you would think so right?
blastvortex 4
Did you?
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
YDI for being fat.