How's your hovel?

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 08:02 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I was cooking in my Airbnb and grabbed a pan, only to find it had some kind of beetle and droppings all over it. I realized soon after that the whole place was infested, but the person in charge of maintenance won’t answer my messages. FML

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SJKatt 14

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Monday 19 October 2020 4:28

100% you need to follow up and report this with the AirBnB customer service team. They'll blacklist that person. Take as many pictures as possible.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 13 October 2020 17:58

Why would they? They have your money, sucker, so what good could come from talking to you from their point of view?

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 13 October 2020 17:58

Why would they? They have your money, sucker, so what good could come from talking to you from their point of view?

SJKatt 14

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Monday 19 October 2020 4:28

100% you need to follow up and report this with the AirBnB customer service team. They'll blacklist that person. Take as many pictures as possible.

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