Money, Food, Awkward and Underwear: The twins are out - FML

The twins are out

By Rachael - 24/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I wondered why the cashiers at my local chip shop were being so unusually friendly and knocked money off my bill. Then when I got back to my boyfriend's house, I noticed my bright red bra shining through my black top like a light. I debuted my tits for some chips. FML

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Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 24 August 2019 12:18

Were they hot chips?

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Saturday 24 August 2019 13:11

I'd do that every day then

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Sady_Ct 37

Saturday 24 August 2019 12:18

Were they hot chips?

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Saturday 24 August 2019 13:11

I'd do that every day then

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Saturday 24 August 2019 15:37

Don't want to milk the well dry that fast!

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 24 August 2019 17:52

You actually flashed them your bra for a discount on chips. Go braless and score free chips!

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Saturday 24 August 2019 23:05

What will she have to do to score free ketchup?

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 25 August 2019 2:27

I was going to say “go commando and wear a miniskirt,” but for that she’d get a lot more than some free condiment — she’d get the whole store!

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Saturday 24 August 2019 20:36

Wear that outfit again when it's time for a big grocery shop.

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Saturday 24 August 2019 21:57

Sounds like you got a good deal, how it this an FML? You know your going to do this again intentionally now.

tounces7 27

Sunday 25 August 2019 5:12

#winning

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Sunday 25 August 2019 8:43

Tits happen. At least it got you something. We’ve all accidentally flashed someone before. It’s just boobs.

jbuckets_404 38

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Sunday 25 August 2019 9:15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

jbuckets_404 38

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Sunday 25 August 2019 9:14

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!

Sarah_360767614 8

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Monday 26 August 2019 8:42

A store that sells only chips exists?

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Saturday 1 May 2021 1:41

A chip shop is a takeaway. Fish and chips...

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