The twins are out

By Rachael - 24/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I wondered why the cashiers at my local chip shop were being so unusually friendly and knocked money off my bill. Then when I got back to my boyfriend's house, I noticed my bright red bra shining through my black top like a light. I debuted my tits for some chips. FML
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Sady_Ct 37

You actually flashed them your bra for a discount on chips. Go braless and score free chips!

What will she have to do to score free ketchup?

I was going to say “go commando and wear a miniskirt,” but for that she’d get a lot more than some free condiment — she’d get the whole store!

Wear that outfit again when it's time for a big grocery shop.

Sounds like you got a good deal, how it this an FML? You know your going to do this again intentionally now.

**** happen. At least it got you something. We’ve all accidentally flashed someone before. It’s just boobs.

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