By that guy - 24/05/2012 16:41 - United States

Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

I'm sure you'll find a girl that will turn your floppy disk into a hard disk.

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SkoomaKi 27

Oh you killed it, didn't even give it a chance....

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RaggleFrock 13

Get one of those tshirts that says 'no, I will not fix your computer'

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tjv3 10

You probably need to be more social and less awkward . Don't be the stereotypical computer guy. I know I used to be the stereotypical computer guy now not only I badass with electronics of all types. I also talk women into letting me show them my firmware and how to integrate my hardware with their software and wetware

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xoconnie 8

hey, at least you get calls .. even if they are about fixing computers :/

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nictransitglory 4

That shit drives me nuts!!! I get the same thing with my family, I talk most of them (non nuclear) maybe once a year so I know if it's not Christmas or my birthday they need computer help. Screen them calls like bill collectors on a '94 answering machine

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Pentium_4 27

obviously charge them...that's what i do and i still get calls to fix tham ALL the time

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nicole86 8

Can you stick your thumb drive into my hard drive?? Can't be that bad..

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flamegrilled123 3

No, you can't stick a thumb drive into a hard drive

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SirCharles83 13

Can I put my hard drive in your mother board then?

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nicole86 8

Which is exactly why I would need to call my knowledgable computer friend!! Lol

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I can turn your software in to hardware. Then back into software.

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TheDrifter 23

But your 3.5" hard drive will never bring out the nostalgia like my 5.25" floppy does.

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chowE_fml 4

I got a big dick for your mouse click

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lucyinthesky420 10

I think you've found your future career. So be somewhat thankful, but find new friends as well.

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SkoomaKi 27

I'm sure you'll find a girl that will turn your floppy disk into a hard disk.

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killerskittle 0

You can't turn a floppy disk into a hard drive, duh. But maybe she can help him transfer the data from a floppy to a hard drive.

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SkoomaKi 27

Oh you killed it, didn't even give it a chance....

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MrSassypants 33

#11 Do you know what a transformer is? No? Then he was talking about a flaccid penis getting erected. Don't worry SkoomaKi, I got your back.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I now sentence you to 40 years of prison for the murder of a sexual joke. Yeah, that's right. Not only am I a talking chipmunk, I'm also a judge. **** yeah.

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DocBastard 38

Killerskittle - There are simply no words that will suffice for what you just did. I'm aghast.

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theHIGHroad2 5

No shit, Sherlock...

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StanSmith_fml 9

Most overused comment of the year alongside "She/he's a keeper!"

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KMtheDrummer 6

This sounds exactly like a friend of mine...

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XxAnnie23xX 15

Get a job involving something like that, it'll pay off since you seem like you know a thing or two.

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stevenmx86 7

I don't think we have enough information.. What if he is an it guy? Haha

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MarisaCB 16

My friends do that; they only call me when they need help with homework. -_-

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MrSassypants 33

*Inserts "OMG lolol ur a blon who helpz wit homwrk LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!111111eleven!!!!!" joke here*

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GVirdi 11

You're* blonde* helps* with* homework* Atleast the blonde can spell

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stevenJB 25

Those aren't friends, man!

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MrSassypants 33

40 I think you might have missed the point in my comment just a tad bit.

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ICastillo 24

Well at least your needed for something.. At least when you go to theaters you have a reason to turn your cell phone off.

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florido_fml 10

My phone never rings =(

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CaramelMacchiato 13

This comment reminds me of the Trident Layers commercial when the guy's like "nobody ever pays me in layers :{("

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TheDrifter 23

Think nobody cares? Skip a month's payments.

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