Get one of those tshirts that says 'no, I will not fix your computer'

You probably need to be more social and less awkward . Don't be the stereotypical computer guy. I know I used to be the stereotypical computer guy now not only I badass with electronics of all types. I also talk women into letting me show them my firmware and how to integrate my hardware with their software and wetware

hey, at least you get calls .. even if they are about fixing computers :/

That shit drives me nuts!!! I get the same thing with my family, I talk most of them (non nuclear) maybe once a year so I know if it's not Christmas or my birthday they need computer help. Screen them calls like bill collectors on a '94 answering machine

obviously charge them...that's what i do and i still get calls to fix tham ALL the time

have you tried turning it off and on again?

No, you can't stick a thumb drive into a hard drive

Can I put my hard drive in your mother board then?

Which is exactly why I would need to call my knowledgable computer friend!! Lol

I can turn your software in to hardware. Then back into software.

But your 3.5" hard drive will never bring out the nostalgia like my 5.25" floppy does.

I got a big dick for your mouse click

You can't turn a floppy disk into a hard drive, duh. But maybe she can help him transfer the data from a floppy to a hard drive.

Oh you killed it, didn't even give it a chance....

#11 Do you know what a transformer is? No? Then he was talking about a flaccid penis getting erected. Don't worry SkoomaKi, I got your back.

I now sentence you to 40 years of prison for the murder of a sexual joke. Yeah, that's right. Not only am I a talking chipmunk, I'm also a judge. Fuck yeah.

Killerskittle - There are simply no words that will suffice for what you just did. I'm aghast.

No shit, Sherlock...

Most overused comment of the year alongside "She/he's a keeper!"

This sounds exactly like a friend of mine...

*Inserts "OMG lolol ur a blon who helpz wit homwrk LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!111111eleven!!!!!" joke here*

You're* blonde* helps* with* homework* Atleast the blonde can spell

Those aren't friends, man!

40 I think you might have missed the point in my comment just a tad bit.

This comment reminds me of the Trident Layers commercial when the guy's like "nobody ever pays me in layers :{("

Think nobody cares? Skip a month's payments.